Nunchucks and a drafting pencil.
Cell phone and a roll of toilet paper.
Anxiety and depression
Lol beat me to it
A pillow and my phone
Inaction figure.
Brilliant! I’ll have to make one now!
Can of beer and a bowling ball
Not a toilet?
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Nice marmot.
A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.
Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)
Weed vape and this bad boy
I legit want to use that for home defense.
So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?
It’s the only way Lady Supermans can get off
Do you not?
Are mental illnesses an accessory?
Ibuprofen and an energy drink.
What makes the green grass grow?
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
Two fully charged batteries. 💪💪
A hat and buyer’s remorse.
Autism and depression
Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?
A camera and a car keys
Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that’s missing the ball.
