Anxiety and depression
Lol beat me to it
A pillow and my phone
Inaction figure.
Brilliant! I’ll have to make one now!
Can of beer and a bowling ball
Not a toilet?
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Nice marmot.
A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.
Weed vape and this bad boy
I legit want to use that for home defense.
So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?
It’s the only way Lady Supermans can get off
Do you not?
Ibuprofen and an energy drink.
What makes the green grass grow?
Tears and toilet paper.
A hat and buyer’s remorse.
Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet
Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude
Big (mouth) bass-shaped bass guitar?
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.
Autism and depression
Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?
Action keyboard and action mouse.
i would like to upgrade to the Power Glove™ pls
A knife. And another knife.
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!
A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?
Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint
