Civilloquy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 months ago

✨ new tech bingo ✨

lemmy.ml

message-square
49
fedilink
512

✨ new tech bingo ✨

lemmy.ml

cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 months ago
message-square
49
fedilink
  • spongebue@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    99
    ·
    5 months ago

    I was looking for “buzzword soup website doesn’t say what the product fucking does”

    Maybe that wouldn’t fit in a square

    • Stovetop@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      75
      ·
      edit-2
      2 months ago

      deleted by creator

      • spongebue@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        40
        ·
        5 months ago

        It’s so perfectly terrible 🥹

      • QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        9
        ·
        5 months ago

        Chat, is this real?

      • Nikophos@lemmy.ca
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        9
        ·
        5 months ago

        I was scrolling through job postings today and came across one that read like this. I was confused -> clicked the link -> saw a picture of two oil rig workers -> genuinely said “Ah, oil!” out loud -> and closed the web page.

        They try to hide behind green washing and jargon. It happened to me at a university career fair a few months ago, too.

      • affiliate@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        9
        ·
        5 months ago

        the only possible way this could be worse was if it was called CloudChain and also had weird blockchain/crypto nonsense.

      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        5 months ago

        Oh, that CloudBox…

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      41
      ·
      edit-2
      5 months ago

      A game of Bingo requires several players to have different cards. That would be on another card. Other possible entries:

      • Uses recently popular buzzword tech for no reason.
      • Uses an always-on internet connection and multiple server farms to perform a function that ran locally on a Palm V PDA in 1997
      • Isn’t legal in the EU
    • kautau@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      5 months ago

      Are you talking about the turbo encabulator, retro encabulator, or hyper encabulator?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nKk_-Lvhzo

    • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      5 months ago

      Happens often with GitHub projects as well. It’s that or “it expands on the capabilities of BLARG by making it easier to use” - doesn’t explain the changes

Programmer Humor@programming.dev

programmer_humor@programming.dev

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmer_humor@programming.dev

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 714 users / day
  • 3.06K users / week
  • 6.68K users / month
  • 14.9K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 27.4K subscribers
  • 1.66K Posts
  • 41.7K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Feyter@programming.dev
  • adr1an@programming.dev
  • BurningTurtle@programming.dev
  • Pierre-Yves Lapersonne@programming.dev
  • BE: 0.19.5
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org