If you can see the penis, odds are you have already seen the feet, so there is no need to wonder.
Geez, people move quickly these days don’t they. No mystery anymore.
Bring back gloryholes
Did you think of this because of the article about the guy who broke his arm due to his 14.5-inch penis?
What a weird coincidence. I broke a nail due to my 1.45-inch penis!
1.45 inch wide, yeah?
I read that in Senator Amidala’s voice.
Both. It’s like a sphere.
I pulled my back trying to measure my .145 inch penis.
Get well soon!
I feel like more context is needed for those unfamiliar with the article.
Did it fall on him in his sleep?
While there might be a correlation, the guy that was packing the largest schmeat back in my army days was of average height and, IIRC, regular feet size. He was also shy and assuming, lol, and a sweetheart who brought his mom and little brother from Moldova to France on his little soldier salary. 👍
What
Edit: oh it’s reversing the “big feet -> big penis” thing. The reason is you usually know someone’s feet size before you see their genetalia.
I can hear this as a Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy
The feets are growers not showers
Like, you know when you are walking and suddenly they Hulk out and break your shoes? Man I hate foot-boners!
Every day! Never once does anyone comment about the size of my feet. You’d think people on the subway would be more observant.
We must hang out in very different circles then.
