And the world got a tiny bit less evil.
I’ve got the perfect inscription for his tombstone:
Rest in piss, motherfucker.
And Hell gained another angel.
Just gonna leave this here
I’m reminded of an old Clarence Darrow quote…
sad, he died too old
Rest in piss
Sometimes I honestly wish heaven and hell actually existed and that I could see the look on the faces of people like this when they find out they aren’t in the one that they expected.
It’s a real shame when they go old like that.
Good fucking riddance.
Will there be a public coffin defecation ceremony? I’d like to attend please.
They don’t make coffins big enough, just throw him in a ditch. You shit, you shovel.
Oh man, terrible news today! I’m broken up.
I can’t find my favourite pen.
Edit: Oh wait, here it is. Silly me. All is well.
