So you’re the one who stole my bath towel.
Yes I collect gay bath towels
How can you tell the sexuality of a towel?
edit: I think some people thought I was asking about identifying the gender of the towel. As much as I never thought I’d have to write anything like this sentence: I was asking how to identify the partnership preferred by a towel, rather than anything to do with its hypothetical undercarriage.
I know it when I see it
Wow, toweldar.
If you notice they get wet before you’ve used them to towel off, congrats, they’re into you. If they’re dry as a bone when you use them, they’re really not enjoying it, at all. It’s not rocket science.
This might help determine whether or not they enjoy the company of a particular gender, but you couldn’t use this method to identify, for example, bisexuality. Unless you take group showers, I guess.
Damn, I guess my gay bath towel just isn’t into me. Whatever, I’m still gonna make him rub my cheeks.
In much of the world, they’re all female: la toalla/serviette
I guess that doesn’t really help with sexuality though
Still, I appreciate the revelation!
Lift its skirt?
That does sound like something a toilet observer would suggest.
Well, there are worse hobbies…
Quiet you, I’m trying to buy in while they’re still under the radar.
So you’re saying my bi bath towels were taken by someone else?
Don’t tempt them. It’s hard enough to cross the street as it is.
lol … conservatives would be the first to happily just get rid of cross walks altogether … both to not acknowledge LGBTQ+ and also to give more freedom to vehicles and get rid of “pedestrians”
A good wholesome road needs to be safe for our traditional family SUVs and free of these dangerous ((pedestrians)).
Sounds a lot like pederasts… Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
“It’s for the children! No more crosswalks! Just frogger it, kids!” -Ron DeSantis
To be honest those twats would already be on board with that.
“Crosswalks? The fuck, you ain’t driving your truck across the street to get there? It too damn far!”
– Florida Man
Just adopt red and white stripes. See what they do then
Cat in the hat style
Now we just get the uniforms:
Yeah tbh. And it aligns better with the concept of sexuality/gender being more of a spectrum than rigidly designated buckets.
Isn’t the rainbow meant to represent the spectrum. Like how rainbows show the visible spectrum of light?
It would be a lot prettier that way
Are you trying to get the entire dcip3 banned??
I thought of this because of your comment.
God’s rainbow has 7 colors (ROY G BIV), the LGBT rainbow has 6. Guy doesn’t even know rainbows.
Sure it has every color but does it have our specific color?
Yeah, this flag only shows saturated hues. This is unsaturated erasure.
Might I tempt you with this alternative proposal?
I complain about saturation representation and you reply with a hue-lightness flag. Smh my head.
It… is kind of a giant mess.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_flag_(LGBTQ) is a good summary but the modern rainbow color scheme is a somewhat recent iteration.
But much as “LGBT” has become “LGBTQ” and “LGBTQIA” and “LGBTQIA+” and so forth, so too have the flag added and removed stripes. And… a lot of that is intentional animosity since a shocking number of LGBTQIA+ folk are actually REALLY bigoted (the old “jokes” about how bisexual people need to “choose a side” and so forth) and it becomes a whole thing.
Don’t give Florida ideas
Just adopt the Florida state flag?
That feels about as appropriate as the Nazi flag
I tell people that the back the blue flag is for pedophiles. It’s fun to fuck with their nonsense.
Florida always at the ready for ideas that can harm children.
Cute but this wouldn’t work for this obvious reason – conservatives would be like, “sure buddy. If you say so.”
OTOH, we made the rainbow work so… I guess?
Dude have you seen the rainbow? ITS LITERALLY JUST VISIBLE LIGHT and its the greatest threat to the conservative world.
You way underestimate how much they care.
And they are literally naturally occurring. Like… I wonder how mad conservatives get when it rains on a sunny day, and a rainbow comes popping up in the sky reminding them of their closeted homosexuality.
Just please stop screwing it up.
Stop
I said, Stop!
Why is Red on the left and Blue on the right? Don’t tell the MAGA crowd or they will try to pass another law…
Don’t tell them that how the colours are for the left and right political parties in other countries
Canada, for instance
Uk and Australia as well
beatles pride flag
Part of me is all for this, but part of me realizes this would only make things worse for pedestrians and bicyclists.
the united colors of benetton would approve of those flags
