I have a few.
Camera shuttering sounds. I don’t need to hear your camera, dude. Yeah I know most porn is produced and exploited but, don’t need to hit it home doing this. Here is what I don’t get, why not use inexpensive drone cameras to take footage or take shots? Who the fuck needs stupid people doing it?
Cameramen muffled or hearing. I don’t need to hear you either. I don’t give a fuck if you’re enjoying it, just shut the hell up.
Sped-up previews or even sped-up videos because reasons? It just takes me out of the immersion, if there were any to be had.
Exaggerated sounds and moans. “UNNHHH!” “AHHH!!” “HNNN!” “OOOOOO!” slrshrlshlp splsplslspl moist sounds Just fucking mute it. Don’t watch porn for audio.
Seeing that guy in a scene. You know, that awkward fucking guy who is part of the scene who just idly stands there just jerking off all like “nhhn yeah hrrr yeah oh so into this” I want a series of porn videos, where it is just beating that guy down.
Production value.
I’ll take a video recorded by a married couple with an iPhone over a bunch of fake people in a fake scenario faking how much fun they are having.
I would have no problem with pornographic sex scenes in properly produced films, with a proper script and everything. But I have no interest in professional production values if all it brings is better lighting and a ton of makeup and fake moans.
And ass warts. Don’t forget about that.
Man, you would love Dexter. Each sex scene is borderline hardcore porn, and there are a lot of sex scenes.
I only know of Dexter, the series about the serial killer wit very few sex scenes, and Dexter’s lab, the cartoon with I think and hope no sex scenes
Fauxcest. It didn’t use to be so prolific.
I think there’s a lot of it in particular because it’s easy to produce (just add a few lines of dialogue about it) and it’s easy to ignore if people dislike it but aren’t outright disgusted by it (“yeah it’s gross, but I know they’re acting and that’s not part of it for me”).
Well I’m an only child, so it’s not just conceptually repulsive, it’s distracting and unrelatable.
I know, I’m being spoiled. Just one more thing I didn’t have to share with a sibling eh?
Face slapping, choking, any kind of violent nonsense. I hate it so much…
And when the people won’t shut the fuck up for two minutes…
I second
Pulling that stupid ahegao face. I don’t know who that’s for, but it’s definitely not me.
It’s for coomers and people who fantasize about lolis who call underaged-drawn female characters their ‘waifu’.
And it should damn well be a kinkshame because of that kind of connection.
OH NO! THE LOLI DEFENDERS WERE REPLYING!
There’s not really any loli connections besides it being related to hentai.
The face actually started in live action Japanese porn in the 1990s.
What do you base this broad assumption on?
Saying everyone who likes ahegao likes loli is a massive stretch.
When the guy talks nonstop through the whole video. If that’s your thing then go for it and enjoy but it just makes the whole thing difficult to enjoy for me. The guy always sounds like some neckbeard who is getting laid for the first time in his life and thinks he’s supposed to recite every cringe line from every bad porn he’s ever seen. You’re not who I’m here for dude 🤮
Anytime the girl says shit like, “Oh yeah baby do you like fucking my pussy!? Does my little pussy feel so good!?”
STOP IT. STOP. IT. PLEASE. UUUUUGH. So not appealing.
Removed by mod
slapping. no idea why that is so prevalent. I swear im not looking for it.
And spitting into mouths. And onto dicks. I mean if you’re doing a whole degradation thing then fine. Not going to say it’s never hot, but if it’s just sex between two people and not hate fucking, count me out. Also throat fucking until they either puke or just snot comes out of everywhere.
And if you’re going to do degradation, I need a pre- and post-sex interview of the bottom (edit: I originally said girl, but that’s just how I roll, same would apply in reverse—I’m just not excited by femdom) saying how they are into it/loved it. Degradation with full consent and proper aftercare can be hot but I rarely see that. I think there’s like one company that does it right. (And no I don’t remember the company because frankly I don’t watch all the much porn these days. That company might’ve gone under a decade ago for all I know.)
you know its funny. I love a good throatpie but for some reason I see the spitting in the mouth and thing. ewww. Then again you think about sex without being horny and in the throes and its like. ewwww.
Ahegao
Anything that comes across as fake, but especially long fake nails or in fact long nails of any kind. Please don’t put those near any sensitive spots.
I say “comes across as” because all porn involves performance. It’s about believability, not authenticity, at the end of the day.
Fake moaning. Fake dirty talk
Jackhammer fucking. I dont want to see some woman have her cervix be pile drived into the ground.
The view from behind where we get to see some ugly dudes fucking hairy balls dangling.
Are some of my top ones, but honestly I dont like professional porn in general. Its just so fake.
I’d rather watch a grainy video of a couple amatures absolutely loving what their doing, than watch some stuff terrible play acting profesional porn in 4k.
You managed to nail about every peeve of mine in one short comment. Bravo.
Just curious, is your comment about fake moaning and fake dirty talk apply to every single video or do some actually do ok?
The only ones I’ve seen do it okay, are the amature videos that arent faking it.
but I have not watched every porn ever produced, so I’m sure there are some out there where the faking isnt miserable and bad.
When I forget my bluetooth is connected to something else in another room. Where is the volume? Then I panic.
Always turn off Bluetooth on your phone when not in use.
In addition to not letting the rest of the house listen to your porn, it helps with overall security as well.
Yeah, one of the many things I love about GrapheneOS is how Wifi and Bluetooth turn themselves off by default after a certain amount of time not being in use.
People that watch porn on their phones are brave souls.
Funny thing, samsung decided it’s not important if your phone is connected to headphones or not. So they hid the bluethooth symbol from the status bar.
Truly baffling decision. This will be my last samsung phone.
ALSO why does no device support disabeling auto connect for specific bluetooth devices.
I watch a movie on my phone and my dad turns on a bluetooth speaker. It steals the audio from my phone and blasts it around the house.
Then I panic.
This seems like an appropriate reaction.
non consensual scenarios. i know it’s all acting, but it’s a turnoff for me, and kind of disturbs me that people get off on rape fantasies
Choking. I spend a fair amount of time in kink clubs, and the choking you see casually thrown into random porn would get you thrown out of all of them; including the ones that allow choking.
Love being online, where people can casually say “I spend a fair about of time in kink clubs” and nobody bats an eyelid.
Excessive moaning. Male or female. They sound like they’re having a tough shit, not sex.
“Sexy” talk that amounts to verbal abuse.
The popularity of the incest shit is weird and seems indicative of a larger issue in our society.
Degradation being the rule and not a niche.
When guys rent open the actresses’ asshole like they’re looking for their car keys in there.
oh you hit on some I did not mention in my reply.
One of the actors being really not into it, faked or not.
If they aren’t all clearly having fun, like in those fake rape videos, then it isn’t for me.
