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That advice works for women too.
If poopspiderman is commenting on a post about piss I guess I should trust the experts and take their advice.
Well my female dog hasn’t figured out that she shouldn’t piss uphill. She’ll squat facing downhill to do her business but then act disgusted if her feet get wet
Seems she isn’t overly burdened by cognitive reasoning. Good thing she can’t vote. There are enough of those around here already.
Probably, don’t piss into the wind.
Don’t piss on the subway grate.
“Don’t piss uphill”
Always wipe front to back
Don’t lactate into the wind.
Don’t sit on the toilet seat without wiping?
Something something menstrual blood?
