Ngl, as I’m sure its not actually Greeezy Newsom, but whoever they’ve got putting these posts together is goat-tier shit poster.
WHO KNEW THAT PIGGIES HIBERNATE. NOT I.
The last line is when I realized the satire style is different, and then saw Fan Account and the avatar.
Yea, I think many missed that.
It isn’t even an official Newsom account, just someone shitposting and using his name to piss off Dorito Mussolini a little extra.
To be fair, it was Rubio and Kennedy, they could put an owl to sleep with their bullshit.
Nobody gonna talk about the headline? This is like North Korea state news headlines.
SUPREME LEADER VISITS SAUSAGE FACTORY.
GREAT LEADER MEETS WITH GENERALS.
GREAT LEADER EATS ENTIRE SANDWICH.
Like, why is it news the president is doing something that all presidents routinely do?
For a moment I thought you wrote “GREAT LEADER MEETS WITH GENITALS.”, guess that could also have been true.
Bubba?
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You guys have more politicians that talk like Trump? Or did he adopt the style after Trump’s success?
He’s trying to satirize Trump.
What does Fan Account mean?
It’s a fan of newsom, not newsom.
Another reason why Krasnov does not want to attend the G-20. The mofo will fall asleep drooling like a Japanese cartoon character.
Fan account?
Fan account?
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It says “fan account” at the top.
I don’t know what that means
That would mean this is posted by an account that is not actually the governor and is a parody account instead
Okay. Good.
No, to all caps. Yelling is not generally a good form of communication.
IT’S CALLED MOCKERY
IT’S ALSO A FAN ACCOUNT THEY CAN DO WHAT. THEY. WANT.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
JESUS CHRIST YOURE EITHER EXTREMELY OUT OF THE LOOP OR JUST BEING WILLFULLY IGNORANT. EITHER WAY, GET BETTER.
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
I HAVE ENABLED CAPSLOCK IN MY MIND. SO IT IS ACTUALLY YOU WHO IS NOT COMMUNICATING WELL, PLEASE STOP YELLING.
I HAD A BOSS WHO, ON SCREEN-SHARED MEETINGS, WOULD HIT CAPS LOCK BEFORE EACH CAPITAL LETTER AND HIT IT AGAIN AFTER. FOR EVERY CAPITAL LETTER NEEDED, UNLESS THEY WERE CONSECUTIVE.
Stop I’m so afraid
Lmao what a fuckin nerd
This screams: YOU OFFENDED MY DEAR LORD, SNOWFLAKE!
I AIN’T READING ALL THAT
I’M HAPPY FOR YOU THO
OR, SORRY THAT HAPPENED
~thank you for your attention to this matter~
