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Zealotte@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

With the statute of limitations long expired, it's time for one of you to finally come clean about stealing the cookie from the cookie jar.

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With the statute of limitations long expired, it's time for one of you to finally come clean about stealing the cookie from the cookie jar.

Zealotte@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • insufferableninja@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    Who, me?

    • hakase@lemmy.zip
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      Yes, you!

      • bunkyprewster@startrek.website
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        Couldn’t be!

        • kersploosh@sh.itjust.works
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          Then who?

          • hydrashok@sh.itjust.works
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            @Zealotte@lemmy.zip stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

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              Who, me!?

              • ReiRose@lemmy.world
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                Yes you!

                • Zealotte@lemmy.zipOP
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                  Couldn’t be!

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    Before I say anything, what kind of cookie are we talking about?

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      I did it all for the cookie

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        WHAT!?

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    Actually much like murder, there is not statute of limitations for that.

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      There’s no statute of limitations on murder? Are you sure?

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        I am 0 percent sure.

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    Nice try, Javert.

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    Pretty sure it was glome. That’s what I heard.

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    I thought that said “cocaine” on my first read.

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      Why woild there be cocaine in the cookie jar?

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        That’s just where you keep it. No? Just me?

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        Because I accidentally smashed the cocaine jar against the wall last week.

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