Sticking my finger in the barrel of a cops gun so it blows up in their face.
Then a large boxing glove pops out of the flower on my chest, and knocks the fucker to the next county.
Gonna see if i can cross over to the apartment opposite me by not looking down. This could be a miracle for transportation!
If that doesn’t work let’s try next floating while following the smell of a pie.
The possibilities for actuality are enormous here!
I thought about it, but I think that’s powered by not knowing you’re in the air. The fall is triggered by the realization that you aren’t on the ground, not the action of l looking down. I’m just a layman though. A comic physicist can correct me if they want.
A comic physician could draw a bridge under ya
To me this is an open question, gonna try tomorrow and report back.
Letting her know I like her by launching my eyeballs out of their sockets and dropping my tongue completely to the floor.
edit: Forgot the old-timey car horn sound.
arOOOOgah!
Don’t forget Turing your face into a wolf and howling about it.
The prompt was about things we don’t already do in this reality though?
Pulling a giant hammer out of my pocket
Hire a bird to paint a realistic-looking tunnel with my workplace behind it on my garage door, and drastically reduce commute times.
Damn! You beat me to it!
I’m going to blow into my thumb and make my dick huge.
In a similar thought, I was thinking of asking people for help making my thumb huge…
Launching out of a cannon and floating to safety at the end by opening a very small umbrella.
Having a little hat with a propeller that allows me to fly
Imma buy a LOT of anvils
Painting a door on a wall that actually works
I don’t think anyone has mentioned buying some invisible paint!
Farting so hard I fly
Have a conversation with my now-talking dog.
I work as a slot technician. One of our jobs is moving slot machines with hand trucks. When setting them down, one typically counterbalances the weight of the machine with their body. I wanna get catapulted across the casino floor, fly through the air while screaming like Goofy, and hit the wall leaving a silhouette-shaped hole.
Thankfully, the only injury I should sustain is little coins going around my head.
Which, in this economy, seems less like an injury and more a reward.
Dress as a scientist with a labcoat, and build something really quickly by pulling tools out of nowhere as a giant cloud of steam covers up what I’m doing, revealing a giant scientific looking device that is labeled “restore normal laws of physics for everyone except me”. Push the button. Now I am the only one running on cartoon logic. I have hopefully prevented others from destroying the Earth by exploding giant bombs or whatever. Or racists from coming up with a “kill all non-white people” virus. Or a variety of other horrors.
Then do things like build an anti-corruption ray and fire it at major government buildings. Panacea-ray to be given to hospitals. Climate-change regulation machine. Etc. Lots of different rays lmao.
Come up with plan to reduce suffering in the universe and harness cartoon physics into technology without someone being able to exploit this awesome power for evil. Do not do this alone. Gather others. Watch cartoons for ideas. Think this bs through a lot more.
I think I’d build a time-stopping device with immunity necklaces to place around the necks of the smartest and most compassionate people on Earth (which I’d use another tracking device to find) to give everybody time to think through ideas on what to do. That way everyone in the hospitals could stop dying while we think through ideas, giving us time to save them. Probably end up giving others the cartoon physics power after building a device to find the best candidates for the responsibility, and shooting them with the anti-corruption ray.
Probably shoot MYSELF with the anti-corruption ray to keep myself from going insane with power.
Fix the world, then later, fix the universe. End involuntary suffering. End involuntary death for those who do not wish to die. Fix entropy. Have fun forever.
Why not just make a “super wonder machine” that fixes everything with a single button then?
Fear of how the cartoon genie will interpret it lmao.
Fair
