That and the cool S.
So that’s how human beings are different from all animals! Wow!

Deep fryer owner here. Nothing I’ve fried has been made worse by the deep fryer - and most things are substantially better. I do not regret the purchase.
Nothing I’ve fried has been made worse by the deep fryer
Well, other than your health.
Although you aren’t really deep frying it directly. Just by proxy.
Source: own one and do not regret

Excuse me, but that’s pan frying. Your meme is invalid.
You’re absolutely right. deep (fried) apologies.
The YouTuber “Ordinary Sausage” managed quite a lot of spectacular deep frying failures. It’s often bad technique but still…
The whole egg incident was a prime example of very bad food to deep fry though I think
Indeed, and I thought the deep fried hand was the worst idea
Try deep fried soup
You can do that. Put it in the fridge and let it congeal, then make little balls and roll them in bread crumbs before frying. Basically Bitterballen
Fair warning: without a substantial binding component (ie. fats), that fried soup is going to be a bitch to eat before it melts, and moreso as it does. Choose wisely.
Just seal it in dough (as in soup dumplings) then deep fry them.
I’ve had deep fried butter.
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Cleanup was too much for me. Didn’t regret the purchase, but I don’t have it anymore.
Oh yeah, it is a bit of a nightmare. We fry outside.
Have you ever fried something, then battered it and fried it again, like adding another layer to your grilled cheese?
Not yet, but I’m gonna try it now!
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What was the conclusion a commenter made again? Something about the common denominator between all societies is danger sticks and tasty doughs.

Really? Those blind shrimp aren’t deep frying their food on the undersea volcanos? Are we sure?
Not without a way to contain liquid fats underwater.
Whales seem to have mastered that!
And you’ve been down there to check all their cooking containers?
I’ve always said something similar, but not about deep frying.
I’ve always said it’s sticking weird things up your butt.
You never see a bear out in the woods find a live mouse, and decide to stick it up it’s own ass. You just don’t see it. Exactly 0 bears have stuck a living mouse up their own butt.
I can’t say the same for humans.
I don’t know about bears, but I wouldn’t it put it past a bonobo…
Edit: Dolphins are also famously kinky and some of them would probably do it if they could.
I believe there was recently a discovery of chimps shoving grass up their butts so the tips hang out the end.
Technically we don’t know what every bear has or hasn’t done
100% incorrect
Some random traveler:
My milk is so far spoiled it has gone solid. But I can’t let it go to waste!Achievement unlocked Discovered cheese
Elephants would probably try it but they can’t reach, so they get a friend to help

I think animals are wise enough to understand most things don’t have a flared base
For most animals with claws or hooves it would be extremely hard to do that without hurting itself in the process
I don’t think even humans want to do that.
O really?

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“But, I don’t like…”
“Ah, ah, ah–but, have you tried it deep-fried?”
“Hmm… Ooo!”
“Yep.”
This just in: Scotland new capital of Humanity!
Not to diminish Scotlands’ clear achievments in this area, but I l’m pretty sure China was deep frying foods (and making iron…) several milennia before deep fried pizza and mars bars ever graced Scotlands munchy boxes.
Deep frying is a way of life in the American South.
An area populated by large numbers of indentured servants from Scotland.
Only in warm climates, definitely not “almost all” cultures.
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