(Try to be objective and not just put your own first name at the top! You wouldn’t want to tell your name to strangers on the internet, would you?)
Human McHumanface.
It was “Ea-nasir”, until that one guy ruined the name for the rest of us.
He used to throw killer parties with many jugs of beer and all the figs you can eat (which is usually about 4 until he starts threatening you to save some for others). Not sure how he makes so much in the copper shipper/receiver industry.
I don’t know how to objectively answer a subjective question.
Sorry i’m apparently super careless, i wrote the second part first lol. I’ll change it
Zod
I like Zod
Kneel before Zod!
That escalated quickly
🫣 😓
the Immortal
The Rune that Makes Shit Indestructible
My name is awesome but I would literally dox myself. I can’t tell anyone because I’m actually the only person that has it (except for 2 other people)
damn now I wanna know.
Okay, Uma!
Is it… Highlander?
Plz update when it’s down to two.
Met a kid named Dragon. That’s my favorite name
Draco Malfoy
Oof, a punchable git, I see your rebuttal and respectfully withdraw
No it’s definitely a cool name
Alexander and Benjamin for boys. Catherine and Elizabeth for girls.
Simply because those names have a lot of nicknames available.
Kayhla, but spelled in very complicated ways for zero reason. A machine wouldn’t do that even if it was trying to force an awkward acronym.
J’nique (followed by a first name used as a last name like Robert, Nicole, Jackson, Jean, etc). Like J’nique Nicole.
J’Nique is often interpreted as a creative, empowering variation of “unique” … However, it is important to note that in French, this phonetic spelling translates to slang meaning “I f*ck” or “I screw”.
Hugh Mann.

I currently have the pleasure of re-playing the first trilogy but in Spanish. I guess Hugh Mann will become Hugh Mano

En la vida había visto esa traducción de Ace Attorney. ¿Es adaptación oficial a latinoamérica o es un mod?
Es el oficial, fue una actualización gratuita en Steam.
Vaya. Yo toda la vida he jugado la version europea de Nintendo DS. Larry Butz, Dick Gumshoe… Me pregunto qué otros cambios hubo.
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The best are like James and Mary. Names so common they help you blend in and commit crimes.
(Okay not actually my reasoning but I think common names are usually a good choice. Don’t need to be that special you get a unique name)
James and Mary are super neat and combine with every kind of surname. Maybe that’s why they’re so common??
They’re so common in America and Europe because religion mostly if I had to guess. Then from there people often use names from their family and it just kept growing.
Liz, short for Lizard. “Liz? Is that short for Elizabeth?” “No….”
I love calling various Lizzies “Lizard.” And Sally is short for ‘Salamander.’ Bill is short for ‘Billiards,’ ¹ Leo is short for Leopard and maybe Lee is short for Leezard as well. Penny is short for Penguin.
That said, we do have a lot of funny animal first names.
- Arthur, Bjarni, Ursula and Orson all mean ‘bear.’
- Robin and Robyn
- Rudolph is a type of wolf
- Rana means “beautiful” until you go to a spanish speaking country, where it means ‘frog’
Jean-Claude
Audra
I first read that name in a book when I was a teen and I’ve loved it ever since. My Warcraft rogue Audacity was even partially named using it.











