I mean penis has obvious advantages, like piss-aim and not bleeding. Also looks funny. But what does the vagina have? Like seriously???
Multiple orgasms.
And yet, oddly so many women have never had one. Feels like a feast or a famine thing I guess?
Self cleaning, self lubricating, no vulnerable dangly bits, doesn’t choke you when you go down, minimal awkward bumps or bulges in clothing, extra room for smuggling drugs, multiple orgasms.
Misogyny probably originates from a place of jealousy, tbh. They take a little more maintenance, but vaginas are absolutely the superior sex organ.
Yeah but you can’t do helicopters
I most certainly can lol. I just recognize that vaginas are superior lol
Misogyny probably originates from a place of jealousy, tbh. They take a little more maintenance, but vaginas are absolutely the superior sex organ.
Sigmund Freud reading this and exploding 🤯💥
Shit dude did you bring him back? Hide his mom.
Self cleaning, self lubricating
How common are UTI and yeast infections?
Because I hear about that so often from the female population vs (almost) none in the male.I also have to cite the “women” here/online that felt the need to volunteer how farting normally means farting into their vagina and then later having to fart that out of their vagina… it’s as fucking disgusting as they freely felt to be…
I have been with a partner for over 15 years and never heard nor experienced shit like that… she nor I have never seen that problem… so maybe you’re wrong and folks are just different, some perhaps fucking gross?
Swlf cleaning??? Bro don’t tell me you can’t smell the fish
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I’ve only noticed a fish adjacent smell one time out of a dozen or so women, and even then, it was temporary and her body fixed whatever imbalance was going on pretty quickly.
So, yeah. They self clean just fine.
Are you 12?
An extra pocket
I’m so jealous of how many skittles girls are able to carry. I can only fit like 9 in my foreskin.
What a terrible day to be literate.
Your foreskin frightens me.
if you’re brave enough this is not a difference
I don’t like the sound of that
You can use it to sneak way more snacks into a movie theater with a vagina than a penis. A penis fits fewer than three boxes of Junior Mints.
Can confirm, my penis doesn’t fit a single box of junior mints, that’s less than three.
I can report similar results. Ladies, how many boxes of candy can you cram into your genitals?
What about twizzlers?
I take them out of the box.
(It’s just a personnel choice, not that the boxes wouldn’t fit.)so, like, do you use your penis like a Pez dispenser to drop the Junior Mints into people’s hands, or more like a dart gun to launch them straight into their mouths?
Oh, I like to have a special individual thing with each person to make them feel appreciated, eg:
- the pez thing
- let them suck it out
- cum with the force of 1000 suns in their general direction
- empty a bottle of coke into my pp & volcano the things out
- special docking procedure where the mints are transferred to their pp
- a sniper like situation where they get a mint into their mouths from a great distance without seeing me
- let them draw from a special collection of valentine mints with messages (one or two handed)
- one jumps on my pp that then shoots out the mints
- I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there
. . .- I let the mints out at the urinal so they are waiting for them there
Now I know where those were coming from
Don’t forget you have couple of sacks underneath your penis.
Most human males only have one scrotum, most have two things in it though.
Wooosh…
It’s internal, makes for a more elegant silhouette.
Much harder to injure.
More aerodynamic.More aerodynamic.
You clearly have not seen the flappy lips of naked skydivers. Yes, more aerodynamic, but definitely not aerodynamic.
Might be the only good answer in here.
Also potential additional storage.
It doesn’t have sensitive bits dangling underneath where you might sit on them in a careless moment.
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I find it hard to believe that’s the same thing. It’s not that you have dangly bits that can be sat on but what you sit on.
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Big dick, tiny balls
Well for starters I’ve never found a penis that I can stick MY penis in.
Look up docking, there’s a wider world out there 😁
Well that got real REAL quick.
wait til you find out about sounding
Sex toys for vaginas are simpler, easier to maintain and even DIY. Also, more socially acceptable in big parts of the world.
And I’d say more hygienic.
You can usually reach the same hygienic standard, just with way more difficult maintenance. In fact, cleaning is most of what my “easier to maintain” point is about.
way more difficult maintenance.
And (IMO) that’s the point
Doesn’t disable you if kicked in the crotch area
Doesn’t show through pants
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Camel toe doesn’t show when wearing baggy pants. My dick does tho.
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The problem is most men wear non tight pants but most women cannot even find non-tight pants for sale coz fashion standards are not equivalent.
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Ratio is not equivalent
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This
Easier to smuggle drugs into places with it.
They really can take pounding.
In the other hand, dicks can take a beating though.
As a dude, I guess for women its flat down there/No need to tuck it in/ be careful.
Although any discussion about thr disadvantages is silly if we don’t count the balls and then they are mostly outside there to screw us men over.
Having an extra organ sitting outside your pelvis can be more uncomfortable than you realize.
Sex jokes aside, you use that area of your body for a lot of supported activities, eg riding a bike, or even just sitting down for long periods of the day. Obviously, sitting on it is not a common mistake, but it can shift out of position or be squeezed about frequently.
Sometimes I think there’s a reason I see more female acrobats. It’s a lot simpler to grapple a bar with your legs when you don’t need to worry about the protection of a cup.
Aside from everything already stated … pushing a whole ass baby out of a vagina is already a moderately unpopular activity
A smaller and slightly longer tube is unlikely to be an improvement
Yeah see possibility of human child is another bad attribute of something to have. Women have to live their entire life in fear if unwanted human DNA tumors which will hurt and be disgusting
Well now we’re talking about the uterus, which has all sorts of other unfun side effects, including (at minumum) monthly nonstop days-long gut punches
Less dangle between activities, more areas for pleasure, better plugin functionality.
Whereas penises have simpler attachment, the vagina has both muscle control, lubrication for better conductivity, easy access to non-invasive interfacing of blood and hormones, storage space and flexible mounting directions. If ever I would have a detachable cybernetic extra limb, regulator or weapon, a vagina would be a fantastic mount.
Just squeeze to activate.
Less dangle downstairs, more momentum upstairs :p
(Excluding masectomy)Just squeeze to activate
What a sentence
Yeah, you wouldn’t wanna have it permanently though, huh?
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Just imagine that just squeezing as an option makes you a lesser option. “Just squeeze” is exactly why dicks don’t get a chance… !
