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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

New version of the D in the DENNIS system, DoorDash

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New version of the D in the DENNIS system, DoorDash

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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    What is the charge? Sending a lemon? A single, succulent lemon?

    • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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      I think it was for stalking:

      Delivery instructions varied:

      “Hand it to him directly”
      “He will know”
      “Tell him she remembers”
      
      14 arrived at exactly 11:47 p.m.
      One arrived during his job interview.
      One arrived at a hospital while he was visiting his father.
      

      https://jobbiecrew.com/doordash-psychological-warfare/

      Edit: FAKE, as found below.

      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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        Just an FYI, this random content mill doesn’t cite any sources. This has been circulating on Facebook, Instagram, etc. and claims specifically 241 days. I tried finding it, and it’s fortunately just satire. No actual news organizations have covered this, there are no court records, and the most you’ll find are random content mills regurgitating Facebook memes.

        (Edit: But it is surprisingly creative.)

        (Edit 2: And 1847 lemons over 241 days implies 7.5 lemons daily within the fiction of the meme.)

        • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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          Thanks for finding that and it is pretty creative, lol. Here is something else she did:

          26-YEAR-OLD WOMAN PLEADS GUILTY IN MANITOBA’S FIRST-EVER ‘AGGRESSIVE CAROLING’ CASE — STOOD OUTSIDE HER EX-BOYFRIEND’S HOUSE EVERY NIGHT IN DECEMBER — SANG ONLY ‘LAST CHRISTMAS’ — FOR 14 NIGHTS

          https://www.instagram.com/p/DX1zhj4mlCm/

          • Banana@sh.itjust.works
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            I’ve heard mentioning Manitoba in your fake meme makes it seem believable

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            She sounds like a real go-getter!

      • wander1236@sh.itjust.works
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        The biggest indication of it being fake is any sort of consistent arrival time. That just doesn’t make sense for any courier or delivery service

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        11:47pm is 40 minutes later than the time of day John Lennon died on the 8th of December 1980!

        Coincidence? I think so!

        • Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip
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          John Lemon is a door Dasher, confirmed!

    • waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world
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      Gentlemen, this is delivery manifest!

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        I see you know your judo well.

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    When life gives you lemons, arrest life.

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    Can anyone find a legitimate source for this?

    Everything I can find all points back to a Facebook posting on a page called “Memezar,” which doesn’t cite any sources or contain any details that would help in a search.

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    Someone’s still sour about it!

  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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    When ex-wife sends you lemons…

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    The important question is, whether the ex made lemonade.

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      that, or invented combustible lemons…

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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    I wish someone cared about me not getting scurvy this much

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    I see nothing wrong here. Just a girl enjoying her lemon party 1847 times.

    • Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      What’s a lemon party?

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        Something you probably shouldn’t Google if you’re still at work

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          Speak for yourself

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    Was it at regular intervals? Like one every two days or only on weekends? That’s a fresh lemon for a nice tequila guaranteed

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    I can fix her

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      Fix? What more can a man want than 1,847 lemons?

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    Literally what is the crime, though?

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      Door dashing a lemon!? A succulent yellow lemon!?

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      deleted by creator

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    When life gives you lemons, shut up and eat your lemons.

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    This is fake news

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    I wish I had exes that gave me fruit. “Oh no, I have to make extra salads?”

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    sQuIrT Of lEmOn?

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