Sergio Furnari said he thought the lifesize sculpture – which no one commissioned – would raise ‘millions’ of dollars
To add injury to insult, Furnari recently broke his foot working on the statue, after tripping over a roll of tape in his studio.
“Is it cursed? Maybe. I don’t know,” he told the Guardian.
My favorite comment on this statue, Charlie Kirk has become what he hates most, a person of color.
It looks like Russell Peters.
People are cheap, man
Or people don’t like nazis, it’s a mystery!
It’s so funny to see a grifter crash out like that. Ah we need more of this. Legit thinking of edging grifters into unsustainable businesses might be the highest return meme of this decade.
I heard the main reason people didn’t want to buy this is that it doesn’t adequately reflect Charlie Kirk’s towering stature in the world. If he made a 100-foot-high version in gold, Elon Musk told me he’d pay billions for it.
Many people are saying this
I think what he meant is nazis are cheap.
The rich ones can spend money on elections that buys them power, but they absolutely will not waste their money on statues.
Other nazis are really really cheap.
The ones with money know Charlie was a pawn and isn’t useful to them anymore.
It’s also just objectively a horrible statue. The body proportions are just awful. You can tell he’s spent 90 percent of his time and effort on the head and just draped the body in baggy clothing to hide his work.
Hey, give the man a break. It may be a terrible, ugly sculpture of a nasty, hateful man but he only wants a few million dollars for it. It probably took him days to make!
I guess I shouldn’t blame man for trying to scam the right, I mean they are basically asking for it.
“People are cheap” is something you say when someone tries to haggle a 90% discount on your like-new dresser that you listed for an already cheap $40 on craigslist. It is not something you say when someone fails to buy your statue of a person who was human garbage, made out of actual garbage, for 1000% return on your already bullshit overinflated supposed cost of 100k for like $200 in materials and your (apparently) very precious time and effort. You’re cheap dude, and an idiot. Get a commission first and make an actual sculpture or of actual sculpting materials (clay, stone, metal, even fucking plaster) instead of spray painting a cotton t shirt and some Levi’s, dude. Your time is worthless when this is the outcome.
If I had a shooting range and this shit was like $2100 I’d buy it.
I love historical reenactments
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This is the funniest article:
In desperation, Furnari set up an online fundraising campaign, hoping to raise an initial $150,000, but potentially millions of dollars, which he said would allow him to take the statue on tour. As of Thursday, he had raised $1,400.
And then he goes on:
“Things financially are a total, absolute nightmare. It’s like wow. People are cheap, man. You know, people talk, talk – I know lots of people out there, and everybody’s so cheap. You know, like, it’s disgusting how cheap they are.”
He also compares himself to Michelangelo

Maybe he meant Michaelangelo the ninja turtle.
DON’T YOU DARE BESMIRCH MICHAELANGELO’S PARTY DUDE NAME!!!
I mean… cowabunga, my dude
Too much time has passed for him to make money on the Kirk grift. Gotta ride that corpse before everyone else riding it wears it down to dust.
Maybe he’s hoping this article will get enough people making fun of him that our disrespect will catch the right’s attention and paying him millions will be owning the libs. There might be money in that grift, still.
Yeah, Erika beat everyone to that.
, but man, people are strange out there,” he said.
Errr…we didn’t spend 100k on an ugly statue of a racist piece of shit. So who’s the strange one here?
Yeah, that’s the kind of strange I can get behind lol
It’s missing a hole.
If the ‘artist’ knocked a couple zeros off the price, that would make a fine statue in a pool with water squirting out his neck.
Or a tomato ketchup dispenser, with foot pedal operation.
please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound
Oh snap! Shots fired!
Maybe if he sold tickets to shoot at it?
“Try to hit Charlie” 25 dollars / shot at 100m.
Awesome idea! If nothing, it might encourage TPUSA to buy it to save his image. If they don’t, then we’ll know what they really feel about him.
Ironically that would get enough ragebait to sell the statue
Hit the neck and win a prize!
Create a problem in the stupidest way possible. Blame everyone but yourself.
The MAGA playbook.
A New York sculptor has been left furious after spending $100,000 of his own money to build a lifesize statue of Charlie Kirk, only to find that no one wants to buy it.
What sculptor has 100k of their own money?
He’s a New York sculptor, which means it was $100,000 of his parents’ money.
How did he spend 100k on it? Is it made of gold?

Nah things are just expensive. It looks like bronze so that’s probably many thousands possibly 10s of thousands. Any processes that he sent out for were probably crazy, plus transportation of the thing. Any tooling he had to buy could have been thousands more. I’m sure he’s factoring work time and new york living expenses into the cost (keep in mind all these materials are also new york prices). We could maybe turn our nose up at the hourly rate he gave himself but it was probably weeks to months of working hours to make. He probably embellished a little to make the nice round claim of 100k, but I can believe 10s of thousands of dollars worth of labor went into this.
Artists don’t just struggle because no one will buy their work, art can be expensive as fuck to make depending on what kind of artist you are.
Now don’t get me wrong either. Making a Charlie statue is cringe as fuck and a bad idea. I can tell I don’t like the artist or what he stands for. I’m sure he chose Charles because, as I mentioned, it’s expensive as fuck to make art so he thought he was making something that would sell.
Ok, well, maybe next time he should think about wax figures and selling them to madam Tussaud’s. But I’ve read, that Hitler also got deported from that place in 2016. Not sure if there’s any more use for such of these.
The kind that scams stupid fascists by making overpriced sculptures of their idols
I hope he took out loans and his life is ruined.

This one I would pay mountains of money for just because I crack up every time I see it and it never gets old
This looks like it was made by Man★Gataro
HEYYYY YOU GUYSSSS
Alternate title “racist moron wastes 100,000 dumping trash in times square”
If they make it like one of those virgin mary miracle statues where it shoots blood out its neck once a day this shit will sell in a second.
There is no way that this thing consumed material worth $100k. It’s a steel wire frame with an outer shell coated in resin, and spray painted.
This grifter is trying to leverage the coverage and hopes to raise some money by artificially inflating the price beforehand so that piece of crap is deemed to be worth anything.
He said the cost is for steel, resin and labor. Two of those are cheap.
In other words the $100k is expected profit from his time spent working on it.
“I value my time at 20k an hour. This took all afternoon.”
It was $1000 for the materials and the rest was the hospital bill for the broken foot
he spent $100,000 on steel, resin and labor
So the real cost was probably a few grand in materials, at most, and he’s no doubt saying his time is worth $1000/hour or more.
It was a grift all along, especially wanting to display it in a place that just elected a “democratic socialist” mayor, one of the biggest Democrat strongholds.
Definitely, no way it’s 100k usd of work. Looking around the going rate for human sized metal statues is 15-50k in the US.
NYC is most definitely not a Democrat stronghold in the sense that it’s expected to go progressive in every election.
Since 1960 the republicans have won New York in the presidential election just 3 times, and not once since 1984. That’s 42 years ago.
It’s a Democrat stronghold if there ever was one.
Giuliani was the 2 term mayor during 9/11 from ‘94-‘01, then Bloomberg from ‘02-‘13
Eric Adams was a DINO for sure
42 years since the Republican won NYC in a federal election. That says all that needs to be said.
“Things financially are a total, absolute nightmare. It’s like wow. People are cheap, man. You know, people talk, talk – I know lots of people out there, and everybody’s so cheap. You know, like, it’s disgusting how cheap they are.”
The whole article is filled with gems like this and the exact right length for this sort of human interest piece about someone who is just trash.
During a cost of living crisis this guy drops 100k+ on something no one asked for and complains that people are cheap.
I get that people do own statues, but who exactly did he think was going to buy this? Anyone stupid enough to like this either in content or execution is too stupid to have the money to spend on it. Anyone rich enough to afford it could spend their money on things they actually like and don’t just pretend to. Not that intelligence and wealth appear to have anything to do with each other at this point, but this guy clearly doesn’t understand the way things work.
He must be true MAGA, since he instantly blames everyone else for his own idiotic life decisions. I bet he spends the rest of his time preaching to people about responsibility.











