Welp, guess he’s not dead after all.
Wtf??? That worthless fucking ghoul is still alive???
This is an absolute ass timeline…
You cannot kill that which has no life.
This is one of the best lines Trey Parker ever wrote.
A couple of IV’s of the blood of children and he’s good to go
Nothing good ever happens
they finally was able to ressurect him with his phylactery.
Still no believable video
Only video I saw was him in a car and it was very clear he didn’t even know where he was. Guy is legitimately not there and it’s insane they’re dragging him around for this.
He’s a pos but it’s still elder abuse in the end.
Reporters and photographers were told by Senate staff not to take video of his remarks in the second-floor hallway, even though video is often permitted in that area. Still images were allowed.
From the AP article
Something is fucked for sure with this and they are all covering it up
Video would make his unresponsive condition apparent.
He’s being kept alive.
Is he being “weekend at berinied”?
Ooh, they’ve done a really good job on him. You can’t even see the strings!
his necromancer is an expert at reanimating corpses.
Somehow, Mitch McConnell returned
“My recovery has been a long and often frustrating process, and the lingering effects of childhood polio haven’t made it any easier,” McConnell said
He’s old enough to have had polio.
Well. He’s certainly not young enough to have had polio.
But they want to ban vaccines.
Rumor has it he arrived on Earth on the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs
hes older than that, hes the silent generation.
He’s like 10 years older than Ruby Bridges, I think. That would have made him old enough to scream at her while she was going into her school building or throw rocks at black people going into soda fountains.
and the lingering effects of childhood polio haven’t made it any easier
Good. Die.
My man got the Pelosi treatment.
Worth it
He heard a vote about paid sick leave was presented, and so had to come in and vote against.
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Are we sure it’s not a clone of Mitch, or a ghola perhaps.
The only thing that makes sense to me is he’s completely unable to speak. Other than that, no idea why everything would have unfolded the way it did and is.
It took some time for the dark magic absorbed through the ritual sacrifice of Lindsey Graham to fully restore Mitch to a shadow of his living self.
Every ladybug contained the essence of one youth. One young male, kept on Lindsey Graham’s body. Lindsey was the unholy vessel of the philosopher’s kidney stones. A host like no other. They had to use every single ladybug on Mitch. It wasn’t enough…
its the phylactery, why else would elaine chao go to china, she needed reincarination spells.
included the souls of several youthful children from asia.
Took time to find a guy kinda looking like him and the bit of plastic surgery to add Mitches face skin to theirs.
the necromancer had a tough time reanimating a disintegrating corpse.
Dude is obviously barely alive, I don’t see how that’s so hard to believe.
He spoke and moved, that’s a surprise to me.
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He’s a Chucky Cheese animatronic.
True mental illness. Go home and enjoy your last fucking 15 days on this earth.
Death, are you sure you don’t need glasses?
Fuck it mate, we’ll pay for your lasik if you want.
The only vegetable in America that hasn’t been recalled.
