Ok
Only comment we really need imo
I think we can go even harder.
This might qualify for a 👍🏻, or going all-in with a: “k”. But idk, maybe we should save that for the next Elon headline.
Nah get belligerent about it and just drop a “Kay.”
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Trump’s based in Florida, Bezos is going there. If we can convince Musk to move there, we can just saw Florida off and let it drift off to sea.
Also we have nukes that will go bad if we don’t use them.
It’s the only way to be sure.
It’s like the ultimate Viking burial.
Are all floridans worthy of Valhalla ?
No, Valhall and Folkvang is for warriors that died in combat + some heroes.
Everyone else go to Helheim
I really don’t care who deals with them as long as it’s not us.
Bugs did nothing wrong.
Thought Bezos wasn’t a Trump fan?
Like I give a shit
Aw, makes me wish Dexter was real.
If Dexter was real he could not afford that nice apartment anymore.
The storyline would revolve around him needing a roommate and then his roommate being invasive and eventually finding out that the roommate killed some people on purpose a few years back and… He’s going to need a new roommate. One per season.
He could room with serial killers. That way, when they find out about him, he can hunt and kill them.
It’s the quirky 80s comedy spinoff where the lovable goofball Dexter just can’t keep a roommate, and his friends don’t get why since he’s just so darn swell.
WHO CARES. WHY POST THIS
Well at least when it floods in 10 years he can live on his super yacht. Or that big ass yacht that pulls his super yacht.
Now we can call him Florida Man
Aquaman will defend Atlantis from his greed.
Trump’s based there, Ken Griffin, now Bezos…it’s almost as if they’re moving somewhere that will allow them to make a quick getaway on their mega yachts. Well, except Donny, he’s probably only got a pedalo.
One of the few no income tax states that’s not a shitthole*
*If your rich
If you’re* rich.
The article says he’s moving from Seattle. Washington is also one of the 9 states with no income tax.
It’s also a state where your primary residence is shielded if you need to declare bankruptcy…
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I mean, he’s a flesh eating, exploitative shitbag, it would be wrong to not hate him, right?
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This is so appropriate in so many ways.
Get the fuck out of here (PNW) Jeff.
For the cost of his one property just purchased, I could establish free good healthcare, education, housing and food * for myself, my kid and my entire county * for generations.
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One more asshole in Florida. Big deal.
Can anyone in the Miami area egg his house please.
Him and Pitbull need to start hanging out.
Pretty sure that no one has ever seen them at the same time.
Jeff Bezos is just Pitbull on stilts! You heard it here first Lemmy ;-)
Moving closer to his girlfriend’s doctor, most likely.
