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Tom Clancy’s The Sum of All Fears starts out with a negotiated shared-rule agreement over Jerusalem and a related negotiated peace for the surrounding area. I’m not saying it’s a good idea or even a real-world workable solution, I’m just saying we haven’t done Jack Ryan’s idea where Swiss Guard police the holy land.
As long as rainbow six becomes a super gay international terrorist fighting force, I’m all for a Tom Clancy solution
The NCD future
Apparently they’re already working on that. 🫡🏳️🌈
Lmao
John Clark raises his .45 as he enters the room.
Clear! He yells after he expertly scans his surroundings.
Something is off; his buttplug, while providing pleasure, also works like a Witcher medallion, vibrating as the array of AI powered sensors scans the area around him.
He gives a silent hand signal to Chavez behind him.
Something isn’t right
Chavez can feel it too, his buttplug in alignment with Clark’s
Two incredibly straight and not gay Russian soldiers leap out from behind a bookcase with books labelled in Russian like “pray the gay away” and “a vote against Putin is a vote for a dick in your ass”
Clark and Chavez each fire one round, putting them down with ease.
They high five, and then make out, the only thing harder than the steel in their hands, their raging erections.
The international gay terrorist fighting team looks around the room.
A lone laptop.
They expertly hack the laptop by having all four of their hands mashing on the keyboard at the same time.
It’s full of Putin’s homemade bdsm gay videos where he gets called “a good little Ukrainian boy” while getting spanked.
They high five again and then jerk off to the videos before doing a sweep and clear.
And that’s the new plot of rainbow six
Yes but where is the graphic novel
You find me an artist and I’ll write the whole thing
wouldn’t it be funny if we just gave it back to Britain
Oh god, not more border gore
Just one more border bro I swear one last border we need to group together these ethnies that hate each other and separate this perfectly fine territory with no need for it in two but after that we’re done it will be perfect but we need this border bro please let me draw it on this map I promise after that no more border everything will be fine believe me bro
How are they so bad at this lol
you’re assuming they’re doing it by accident
“This time we try splitting it in a zig-zag pattern… or circles!”
Oh boy I do love gavelkind
The Phœnicians have entered the chat
Give it to Portugal, I’m sure they’ll do great
I’m sure the surprise forced convertions will work great, just like that time in the early 1500’s
Moore’s,Carthaginians or Templars?
You must construct additional pylons
Moore’s
Well are we talking more “Roger” or “Mary Tyler” here?
Omg, they’re all dead.
Lister : Where is everybody, Hol?
Holly : They’re dead, Dave.
Lister : Who is?
Holly : Everybody, Dave.
Lister : What, Roger Moore?
Holly : Everybody’s dead, Dave.
Lister : What, Mary Tyler Moore?
Holly : Everybody’s dead, Dave.
Lister : What, Ed Asner?
Holly : They’re all dead. Everybody’s dead, Dave.
Lister : Ted Knight isn’t, is he?
Holly : Everybody is dead, Dave.
Lister : Not Betty White?
Holly : Gordon Bennett! Yes, Betty White, everybody, everybody’s dead, Dave!
Why? No!
Greece actually. The whole Hanukkah thingie is from when the jews revolted against their greek rulers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanukkah
Make Jerusalem Great Again, bring back the hellenistic kingdoms.
I think with Rome being basically Ancient Greek 2.0 we should go with the newer version.
Hedonism DLC when?
It almost was Egypt’s, if the plot from Cleopatra with Herod’s wife actually worked.
(sorry, saw a documentary yesterday)
It literally was Egypt’s before that (i.e. during the 18th and 19th dynasty)
Egypt has such a long history that it’s almost useless to describe the state of affairs regarding Egypt without specifying the dynasty.
Μέγας Αλέξανδρος έχει εισέλθει στη συνομιλία
Roma Invicta
Rome is the only solution here
Give it to Britain, and turn it into a slightly further away Benidorm.
Didn’t we try that already
Is Ken the new Mussolini?
UH OH, WRONG ROME, ABORT, ABORT
No comment.
Sudden Mussolini
WRONG ROME, CTR-Z
Rome?? Those johnny-come-latelies. That shit belongs to Ra!
This reminds me about the recent Jason Momoa SNL sketch about Rome.
