Don’t stop me now
Oooo, this one actually happened to me. Head on collision with a barrier at 80mph, fell asleep at the wheel after getting out of a 27 day stint in the ICU. Dare To Be Stupid by Weird Al was playing when i collided.
ICU: back so soon, did you miss us?
Like a Surgeon…
Are you okay?
Monty Python - Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
I Love It, by Icona Pop
“I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs I crashed my car into the bridge I don’t care, I love it I don’t care”
A friend of mine had a partner who, after a rainstorm, crashed the friend’s truck into a (side of a) bridge. At the time this song was peaking in popularity, and I felt bad for them but the friend thought it was hilarious, as we’d often sing that song when hanging out.
Nothing too bad, just embarrassment and a replacement bumper and such.
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! BADA BUM BUM! BADA BUM BUM BUM!
ITS THE AMERICAN DRAGON!!!
I can’t drive 55.
Crash Into Me - Dave Mathews Band
Baby…
Queen - Don’t Stop Me Now
Ironic - Alanis Morissette
I knew this would be here!
Understanding in a Car Crash
Thursday!
I hit a deer while listening to the band Deerhunter. Was a bit surreal.
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm - Crash Test Dummies
Obviously, it’s the band, dummy.
No joke, back in highschool I rear-ended someone waiting in line to get in the school parking lot. The song playing was I Can’t Stop by Flux Pavillion.
Life in the Fast Lane - Eagles
Take it to the limit
Man, fuck the Eagles.
The vocals at their live shows are prerecorded nowadays anyway.
