What do you dip it in? Chicken?
God looking over at the ‘GLOBAL BIBLICAL FLOOD’ button on his control board
He promised to never do that one again.
But he said nothing about a massive gamma ray burst.
Who says he hadn’t already done it a few times already, including the one people wrote about? It’s not like there would be many survivors to share the story … and the ones left alive would definitely be told what they could or couldn’t commit to history.
The fossil record? Of course, that could just be a test of our faith…
If a test of your faith is not rewarded (for punished for your failure) then it was all in your head.
I’d eat it. I would regret it, but I have to know.
I would say that a quote from St. Augustine would be appropriate in this situation:
“Not all wonders are natural; many are devised by man’s ingenuity, many by the craft of demons.”
I’m thinking this is a combination of the latter two. Eating it will make you part of the Army of the Damned.
I think you’re allowed one taste. It’s the second taste that consigns your soul to damnation
I’m more worried about my mortal bowels than my immortal soul if I ate that thing.
I’ve earned eternal damnation for less
Not again.
Why would you regret tasting heaven?
Because I’ll be dead. My organs will organize against the oppression of my brain and I will die.
Love how a spy kids 2 quote from Steve Buscemi hit so hard it’s still circulating the internet twenty two years later.
You worship in your way and let me worship in mine.
What is ranch? I’m English and I don’t have a valid frame of reference for the concept of ranch other than large cattle farm.
A milk/cream based dressing with onion, garlic and dill as the main seasonings, with 4-5 others sprinkled in.
It’s basically the American version of salad cream.
It’s congealed leprechaun jizz.
Vile.
The description in the image sounds pretty tasty. Although I have no idea what buttermilk is
I’m still waiting for deep fried oil.
Deep fried butter is very close
It’s not deep fried ranch dressing. The image clearly states it is fried ranch flavored cream cheese. Fried cheese isn’t weird.
Even a sauce breaded and deep-fried isn’t that weird; it’s basically what a croquette is.
fried ranch flavored cream cheese
Oh, well never mind. That definitely won’t taste absolutely horrible and is totally not a bad idea for a cheese flavor.
Fried cheese isn’t weird.
Isn’t it, though?
You talk any more shit about mozzarella sticks and there’s gonna be some serious throwdown shenanigans.
Hey, you eat what you like, but separating hot fat from cold fat with some breading and making the cold fat also hot fat is kind of weird.
Honestly that sounds delicious, and you can’t convince me otherwise.
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Ranch it up 🤟
