I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
I vote for whomever Francis had on mind (hopefully he discussed that before passing).
There’s little chance of getting someone as decent as him.
Yes he had one candidate, if I understand correctly: Luis Antonio Tagle. He has a vision of a church adjacent to the poor and the working population in general though he seems regressive on LGBTQ. But going by the sign of times, it’ll probably be Raymond Burke. I suppose Vance visited the Vatikan to pave his way.
Personally I concur Danny DeVito would totally be the man for the job. He would gonna get real weird with it and he certainly doesn’t diddle kids.
The guy who’s already two thirds pope. Popeye of course! Popeye for Popey!
Lol
I thought the crowd favorite would’ve been Luigi, though I have no idea what the requirements are for being elected Pope.
Be male Be a roman catholic Get enough cardinals to vote for you
So you’re saying Luigi has a chance?
For each of these requirements there’s at least one Pope who didn’t meet them.
Huh. Pope Joan?
Dang I might have to change my vote
I’d vote for him
Vermin Supreme.
John Mastodon
Thomas Ladder, the guy who invented that thing
Weird Al
John Oliver
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
Accountability.
Donald Glover
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I think we should reelect Francis.
No no no. You aren’t allowed to elect dead popes, just prosecute them.
We just gotta set up one of those WH40K Golden thrones for him!
Guarantee they have something that’s already halfway there tucked in a warehouse.
Gilbert Gottfried
Last one was on the liberal side. Expect a hardcore, gay hating conservative this time.
I had read that Francis appointed 80% of the Cardinals who pick the new Pope. So it’s possible that the new Pope will have similar views to Francis.
The Gang Bankrupts The Vatican
theme song
“I’m not going to lead mass. Leading mass is Charlie Work!”
Cue Musk with his lottery for votes.
I’d vote for Elon Musk as Popeking of Catholicism.
The same way Elon “improved” Twitter and the US Government, I would love it if he did the same for the Catholics.
Elon can’t be trusted with a literal sovereign nation, but I guess between The Vatican and US… What’s he gonna do with it, harbor predators?
Probably purchase nukes and then become another North Korea.
