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Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 9 days ago

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Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 9 days ago
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  • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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    “three therapists” look at this rich person who can afford three therapists

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      If you’re messed up enough, there’s a chance the state has payed for them. On the other hand, at that point there’s probably also a very specific reason for being single.

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    Is there a dating app for people who don’t use dating apps due to the inherent data security and privacy issues?

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      There was an open source dating app for a bit. It still technically exists but theres no advertising for it and therefore nobody uses it so all of the accounts are dead including mine

    • gigachad@piefed.social
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      The arch Linux mailing list?

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      I recommend a glottal stimulation of air paticles to cause positive vibrations of a membrane inside the receivers skull cavity resulting in consentual intra-species discourse. Chicks dig that shit.

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        Aaargh! Grug make mouth-noise, and now da air is all wobbly. Eerz hert from da wibble wobble air, it wobble too fast!

        • Kenny2999@lemmy.world
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          Thats the spirit. The pain just means its working.

    • Zelaf@sopuli.xyz
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      “Nevermet”?

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Tfw no exes

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    Userbase: 9 users per City. None rurally.

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      Per major city.
      And zero in the smaller towns.

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        mfw (barring college dorms for 2 years,) I have never lived inside town or city limits.

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    Where the hell am I going to find two exes? I’m almost 40 and still with my first girlfriend.

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      It’s straight to therapy for you then

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    No way am I doing either.

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    I’m so glad I found my forever person before dating apps really took off

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    I can’t afford therapy and never dated. FML

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    That’s a tough one, because my last relationships were with a narcissist, an abusive manipulator, a gold digger, and someone who made terrible assumptions about my situation out of prejudice. And my last therapist wanted to get paid without putting in much work.

    Isn’t dating fun? It’s like a Kinder egg with shit inside every time.

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    I can easily get both. Yet I know I am a deeply broken person and probably the last person you should date.

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      ASLRP, please

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        Anal sex live reaction polling?

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          Close. Anal sex love role playing

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            Alrighty then…

            Anal: Yes

            Sex: Yes

            Love: Big McChicken

            Role: Druid

            Playing: (1:59 / 2:56) The Wet Spots — Do You Take It …

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    It used to be friends/acquaintances that’d vouch for you, but ever since they paywalled that shit… 🤷🏼‍♂️

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    Why only young people?

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