Because this guy has the funniest name ever 💀

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    I have an extraordinarily rare last name combined with an extraordinarily rare first name, I’m literally the only person who has ever had my full name in the entire history of humanity, I’m keeping it.

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    No, I hope I’d have the self-confidence to own it.

    • I went to school with a kid named “dick”. Not Richard or rich, but he insisted on “dick”. He was the first to joke about his name and he laughed about it. I don’t know how he truly felt but everyone loves the comedian, and even bullies couldn’t make fun of him
    • I just got a new coworker with the same name as a famous comedian, and same deal. His intro speech started with “not that one”, and he can quote movie lines with the best of us. Actually I haven’t worked with him so know nothing else about him. I remember his name and that he has a good sense of humor
    • my name Isn’t at all common but there’s a professor in Chicago with the same name, who has authored a bunch of text books. Does it count that I sometimes joke about my “alternate life”?
    • my name Isn’t at all common but there’s a professor in Chicago with the same name, who has authored a bunch of text books. Does it count that I sometimes joke about my “alternate life”?

      I googled my name and found some old dude with a PhD lmao.

  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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    An ex of mine had the same name as the wife of a killer. I find it hilarious that when you Google her name, that person comes up. I hope it forever is an impediment to her finding employment. What? No, I’m not bitter.

  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    The were 4 other guys in my high school with my name. So no, can’t see bothering to change it.

  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    1 day ago

    I share an almost identical name with some right winged POS. But I think the people I run into aren’t going to confuse us.

  • AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip
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    The spelling of my last name is rare enough where I live that I sincerely doubt anybody here, who isn’t already part of my family, would be heinous enough to do that.

    So, probably not. I already don’t really associate much with extended family to begin with, so I’d probably be out of the loop for a long time anyways.

      • Cheems@lemmy.world
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        If you’re just changing your name without getting married there’s a lot of paperwork, you have to stand in front of a judge, then you have to change all your banking information and everything else that had your previous name on it. And so help you god if you lose that paperwork that says you changed your name if you happen to need it years later it’s a huge issue. It’s a lot of work to change your name.

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          I did change my surname late in high school. Maybe it is cause of my country, bur yhat was not so easy. I just wrote a letter to the birth certificate register with a good reason to do so. Once they replied with “you’re good to go” I just wen to the passport issuer with that mail and changed my name. What happens next is the problem - change name in all instances - school, work, license, bank and so on.

          When I was younger and less involved in this world, it was quick. Today, with all the subscriptions, payments and registrations - screw that. Too much effort.

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            Apparently when getting married it isn’t quite as easy as I was thinking. But depending on your country it might be slightly easier

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    Harvey Epstein is crazy bad luck for a name.

    For me, it depends on the crime and how common or uncommon the name is but still probably not.