Of all of the cells in your body, less than 45% of them are human. The majority are microorganisms designed to work with your gross-ass self for similarly gross organic meat-bag processes.
You can eat anything that comes out of your own or anyone else’s body to increase your power level.
Its possible to stick your tongue inside your nose from inside your mouth. I am among quite a few people that can do it and clean the inside of the nose from boogers.
How you ask? Here is the Wikipedia page about that, because if course there is one:
Usually these TIL threads give me nothing new.
This one is new to me. Thanks.
I don’t think my tongue is long enough for this
Takes trying for a few days to stretch your tongue to get it far enough back.
Keep stretching!
This is the worst thing I have read today.
Its not that bad x)
Of all the things, this is the. Worst. Possible. Thing.
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I’m at third stage! I’ve been hiding my tongue behind my uvula since I was a kid. My dentist hated it!
I never thought of it as stretching… I guess I have a new hobby!
Also helps reduce the gag reflex. ;)
Your tongue game must be legendary. Lucky partner.
It is but she does not even entertain that idea sadly.
Have you tried putting it in something other than noses?
No.
Yes xD
Hej, I think its pretty cool how much slime we got producet in our bodies every day, like up to 1 liter! Me, personally, find it gross dat our noses produce that many bacteria, lol.
When fertile, women have significantly increased mucus volume in their vaginas.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cervix
Several hundred glands in the endocervix produce 20–60 mg of cervical mucus a day, increasing to 600 mg around the time of ovulation.
Human face pores are home to tiny, microscopic mites called Demodex.
They are most active at night, when they leave their follicles to mate on the face and then return to find a new follicle.
Almost everyone has them. So there are tiny arachnids having sex on your face every night.
Isn’t it also an illness dogs can have? I remember a stray I adopted had to get treated for it.
It’s not an illness. In most cases they are completely harmless and unavoidable, you get them from your mom as a baby and carry them your whole life. Most people have them. A minority of people can have some skin condition due to them, but it’s quite rare. And yes dogs carry them too, but not an issue for them either.
So they skeet and yeet on your face.
Would that mean that I’m not a virgin, having been in multiple orgies?
I thought everyone had them. If you didn’t, wouldn’t your hair follicles get clogged and gross?
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Our noses have erectile tissue.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_concha
Conchae are lined by pseudostratified columnar, ciliated respiratory epithelium with a thick, vascular, and erectile glandular tissue layer.
It’s not uncommon to have a sneeze reflex when aroused.
Put your…
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You can develop a rectourinal fistula and end up pissing shit
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This is the first comment on my post that actually makes me feel uncomfortable.
Imma have to tell you to stop doing everything you’re doing immediately.
Surprisingly not in this thread: all the horrible things pregnancy can do.
I’m fairly certain that if women would get a full disclaimer with all the nasty side effects a pregnancy comes with, they’d give it a second thought… On the other hand, some women insist on having a second baby… And then a third… And a fourth…
They literally have hormons to forget the worst of birth.
I learned this from Scrubs and cited it to my wife just yesterday!
Oh, birth isn’t always the worst of it.
Co-signing on their house loan, THAT’S the worst part.
I was told all the things that could go wrong when I was a kid, and then my mother was all, why not have a kid, and I was just
“CAUSE IT’S A NIGHTMARE???” lol
Sometimes they don’t get the really horrible effects, or at least not the first couple of times.
Retrograde menstruation.
Because the feliciano tubes aren’t closed on the ends, where they interact with the ovaries, blood from a period can flow backwards into your abdominal cavity.
Additionally, a small amount of sperm (if a woman is sexually active and say trying for a baby) can also go the full way and leak into the abdominal cavity.
So some women can have blood and semen free floating in their abdominal cavity. Between organs
Feliciano tubes, you say… Felopian tubes, do you mean?
I find it a bit funny that your gross examples are semen. But also yeah. So sticky.
To avoid stickyness what you want to do is, since it’s a protein, freeze dry it with liquid nitrogen as soon as it exits the urethra and viola! no more sticky.
It’s always Christmas with some ovaries.
There are more cells in your body that aren’t you, than are.
The count of bacterial cells in your gut, on your skin etc is higher than the number of your own cells.
I’ve always found this interesting. Human beings (or any vertebrates I suppose) are really more of a colony than a single being. And it’s not just a technicality, it’s meaningful. Much of that colony interacts with your nervous system and affects your moods and behavior. You think you have total control of your mind, but you would think and act differently with a different balance of gut bacteria. Chew on that for a while…
They aren’t me genetically, but I still need them to live. So really I still feel that it’s a part of me.
Like guide dogs!
I think one’s microbiome has more mass than one’s brain too. So… who is really doing the thinking?
My brain hasn’t that’s for sure
This is one of the scientific plot holes in The Fly. Or at least the 1980s version. The head-swap version has other problems.
There’s a type of cyst called dermoid cyst which can grow hair, nails or even teeth inside it.
I read this as demonoid cyst which might be a better name.
That’s a teratoma
My wife had one of these, only spotted after they saw the teeth in an x-ray.
All that but we can’t grow new teeth in our mouths. What’s up with that, nature?
Just get a dermoid cyst on your gums and hope it grows teeth!
The Monkey paw curls, you now grow hairs in your mouth.
Like a baleen whale!
That sounds like an infinite money glitch. Sell the teeth and hair, rinse and repeat.
Exploiting the generosity of the tooth fairy beyond normal limits.
Enough to be gross, too little to be profitable. Wonder what kind of teeth it grows, maybe you could use them as spares.
I had heard of that but didn’t know the name and forgot about it
You have mites living in your eyelashes.
You don’t know me
I wonder what types of parasites dinosaurs had. Guess we’ll never know
I’m locked in here with them. They’re locked in here with me!
If you feed a latex tube through the nose and out the mouth then pull it back and forth, it makes a squeaking sound
That’s not how you floss.
That’s not how you floss.
squeaky squeaky squeaky
Men too can produce milk.
well yeah but you have to have a baby first.
Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar!
I’m squeezing like hell and it isn’t working.
We know, but we call it milk as a joke. It’s not actually milk.
