Just pay separate shipping and handling!
There’s always a catch 🎣.
sounds like a scam! i bet if the water is too dirty the oyster is going to close and shut off the city’s water supply
(it was clams but i cannot tell the difference between the two so)
This is a scam, ordered some and they don’t tell you that it only works with salt water but I have dirty fresh water! Now stuck buying salt every day.
Oyster: Filters all the gross gunk from the ocean
Humans: I’m going to eat this oyster without cooking it, yes it is gross that’s why there’s hot sauce.
I also eat ass.
Same taste as oysters.
oyster
hot saucestares at you motherfuckerly
Is there a order limit? Because for undisclosed reasons I’m going to need a lot
Did the front fall off?
I see you, circa 2010 BP!
It’d be something if instead of flushing the toilet, an oyster could filter all that
Is that what the three seashells are?
Oh my god, after 30 years, this is it.
Three genetically enhanced oysters in their shells…
If I swallow a live oyster, can I drink dirty water safely?
Technically if you swallow s live oyster you don’t even need a kidney anymore
Are you expecting oysters to be poisonous?
I think they’re making the joke that you could outsource body filtration to the oyster.
I’m assuming you’d at least fuck your throat though, because it’s not staying alive without the shell
Turns out eating oysters straight off the rocks is not recommended. Like super duper not recommended.
I found this out after I managed to open one on the rocks and ate it :)
So what was the outcome? Did you get all the diseases?
How is the hospital food?
Do you have some special internal path for the oysters own waste product that doesn’t interact or otherwise affect your other internal organs?
Where does the oyster poo go in the ocean?
Hopefully not inside the human body.
Yes
Finally, the answer I’m looking for. Brb
ADD SEQUENCEThey can be poisoned just the same as any other sea-creature, right? If the water is full of certain elements it will kill the oysters too, right?
I only have 226 L of water, can I borrow 1 pls?
Im sure if everyone spits into your tub one time we can get there
Ty god bless
Yeah… but it all goes in and out through one general purpose orifice 🤢
