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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago

so true

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so true

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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago
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  • Vogi@piefed.social
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    Reminded me of this.

  • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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    Also yes, men do. Like me personally, I will hold open doors for other men even. And I’ve had doors opened for me too. These tradwife women high-key rude as fuck for never opening doors for people.

  • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today
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    Do you still take 40 shots and only save the best one b4 you post?

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    I know I do; because I refuse to use windows.

    Badum tss. (Yes, I use arch btw.)

    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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      You’re missing out on some quality electronics

      • Javi@feddit.uk
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        Appreciate the sentiment, but my preference for linux is born from the desire to move away from proprietary American software more than anything else; It’s a subject I feel strongly about (To the point where I’m using a Linux phone over android/iOS, self hosted matrix server instead of WhatsApp etc).

        • toynbee@lemmy.world
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          Which Linux phone?

  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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    Must be ugly men who can’t even get a lady to open the door for them…

    But for real, I’m a woman who opens the door for people who are approaching regardless of their gender and I wish for few things more than exclusively women who say things like this to have to deal with the men who get all pissy at a woman holding the door for them

    • luciferofastora@feddit.org
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      Right? Put the ladies that make dumb demands with the guys who insist on doing that anyway and leave the rest of us alone. Sounds like a win-win for everybody.

      Well, until the ladies figure out the guys are dicks, but maybe they should stop being cunts then and rejoin decent society.

  • flameguy21@lemmy.zip
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    I just BLJ past doors

    • ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world
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      I use the complex 12-step setup involving a couple of side jumps and rolls before jump-slashing through the gap next to the wall

    • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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      I prefer to get mad skew from an akward slope

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    No.

    Tailgating is against company policy.

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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    As a man, I can confirm I just phase through the door.

    • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Are you Barry Allen?

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    Looking at the image another question immediately arises: Do non-AI generated women still exist?

    • Kühlschrank@lemmy.world
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      It is vitally important that everyone learn AI skills so they can generate open doors for AI women

    • KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de
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      That’s AI?! What gives it away?

      • Ephera@lemmy.ml
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        The skin looks too even and shines like plastic. The expression looks mindless.

      • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de
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        That whole account looks like slop: https://xcancel.com/otokyo__

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        check couch/pillows

    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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      We had Photoshop even before we could somewhat convincingly generate full images of people.

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    i usually either opt for going through windows, or wait for a woman or an enby to open a door and then run at them aggressively before they close it

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    I have explosives. I make my own doors.

    I do find it odd that there is never anything but a pile of rubble on the other side though.

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    I just bust through doors like homer in the Japan episode.

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      I just bust through walls like Kool Aid man.

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    Unless they have a signed JUDICIAL warrant with your name and address on it, that door remains shut.

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    I don’t open doors. I learned to phase-shift long ago so now I just go through doors when I need to.

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    Only once. Then I leave them open forevermore. Then I don’t have to degrade myself with the process again.

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