What do they sell?
Snow globes with no snow.
Postcards that say “wish you were here!”
L’appel du Vide mugs
The shop has one of those penny flattener machines but it leaves the surface completely blank when it’s done.
“The Void Stared Back!” Tshirts and bumper stickers.
“I stared into the void and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”
Souvenir keychains with everyone else’s name but yours.
My unending soul-sucking void is also named Bort.
I visited the public static void and returned with nothing but deprecative looks.
A bungee rope to try it out.
Single socks
Void gift cards
Broken warranty seal stickers
Void and time crystals obviously. And novelty portable holes by acme
Towels
Copies of the twilight zone and books on multi-dimensional theory such as imagining the 10 dimensions
Water to refresh your mouth after spitting off the edge.
T-shirts that from a distance seem to have stains on them but up close they’re blank
