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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

They don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute is

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They don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute is

kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    We all know it’s your mom.

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      Slowest pitch in history.

      • MantisToboggon@lemmy.world
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        Not as slow as your moms fatass.

        • siha@feddit.uk
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          Wooooosh…

    • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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      I, too, nominate this person’s mother

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    I would gladly nominate your mother.

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    I got with a goat prostitute once, she was baaaaaaaaad

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    There’s a documentary on these 2 Dutch sisters in their 70s who have been in the game for over 100 years between them. So they’re probably up there:

    https://www.theguardian.com/society/2012/sep/17/oldest-prostitutes-amsterdam-70-twins

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      Ben Franklin died too early.

  • Wilco@lemmy.zip
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    Its your mom!

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    Technically Eve fucked all the men in the world

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    I read that as “prostates” and was confused but intrigued

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      Reading this left me prostrate.

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    We all know Trump is the real throatgoat.

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      I thought that was Nancy Reagan

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      Nah I don’t think this buffoon is good at anything. Especially sex

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        Didn’t he take Bill Clinton’s fat cock?

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    If it’s a business theyre keeping track. Data just isnt public or consolidated.

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    You could measure by how far it got you in life, so by some measures Melania could be considered a winner in that class. (First Lady, 40 million for a documentary, etc) I think she’s deplorable though.

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    Say sex worker instead of prostitute, and also people absolutely do rate and review sex workers, it’s not exactly what you mean, but the review books and websites can trace their roots back to the late 1800s

    unsurprisingly this thread reeks, the culture here is not as progressive and woke as people constantly whine about

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      I ask myself sometimes: if we use a new word for “something” what does change? …surely there are words that were intended as insults from beginning on. But some words just become insults again if we switch the naming because the concept behind it is an insult rooted in soceiety no?. for example: 1980 “your mother is a whore” ,dont say whore its insulting say prostitute… 2000 “your mother is a prostitute” dont say that… 2026 “yo mama is a sex worker” … no matter how often we name it, the concept is causing it to end up as insult.

      maybe a bad example here but anyways

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    I understand that Nancy Reagan was the throat GOAT.

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      But did she charge? Guess we’ll never know.

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    Because one is subjective the other is not.

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      That’s why you keep stats and measure objective metrics. “I think this is the best player” or “I think this is the best whore” are both equally subjective. But one is backed up by statistics, the other is not, but could be and therbt negating the difference.

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      We could grade them like gymnasts or figure skaters. I’d watch competitive prostitution.

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        In a certain sense, I think many of us do.

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          Not “in a sense”. It is prostitution.

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        Pretty sure that’s just called pornography.

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          Pornography is competitive prostitution like movies are competitive plays.

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            I’m not fond of the cinema, myself, but I hear about new movies. What I hear is how much money they made on opening day. So yes, your comparison sits right with me.

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    Number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan is Natalya Sagdiyev.

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    Gotta be Bonnie Blue she had a 1,000 man gangbang. Her body count is like 2k.

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      And has turned that into probably millions.

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