Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:
- gimp
- finger
- john the ripper
- libcaca
- toilet
- fsck
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep
man
every Command Line Interface Tool
(not Linux but there are special printers for clothing called DTF’s )
man man
This week, I ran ‘man mount’ while learning about bind mounts.
I mean there are audiovisual teaching aids for how to mount men all over the Internet. Or so I’m told
In this context I really hope you mean aides.
I giggle every time I see ‘man touch’
jq, ed
Man, I remember laughing like a school boy when I first heard of the “finger” util in college, lol.
Also
finger \! && exitPip yay
Also bitchx
Also there’s Rufus
> man womanNo manual entry for woman
We need a command line interface named Toris. CLI Toris
I’m a dev. I develop little prototypes and things with Rust. I often create a new repository and don’t give the project a name, until I’ve coded enough of it that I know where it’s going.
A few years back, the makers of the programming language Rust started punishing people for prepending
rust-before the names of their tools and apps. They recommended that people append-rsto the end.The combination of these two things caused me to end up with a whole bunch of repositories named something like
cli-rsorclitool-rs, both of which I’d just pronounce asclitoris.There really is no drama like programming language drama.
Thought about this a little more. Cut and paste can be rebranded as excise and stitch.
The most clearest description of file explorer: Dolphin (?)
Like if Nautilus is any better
Or, like, Total Commander. A wild guess would be some strategy game.
Once a couple employers ago, I got an email from IT admins demanding that I uninstall that “game”.
The nautical theme also continues with Nemo
Meanwhile, Midnight Commander reads like the title to a pornogram.
Dolphin, the total commander of nautilus!
Or nautilus. My assumption is the files are in your sea not in their cloud.
Lumberjack or woodpecker honestly would have been better names since file systems are basically trees
If the file system is a tree, naming the file manager for someone whose job it is to destroy the tree seems silly.
It kind of makes sense. You are swimming the sea of misorganized random piles of files and folders you have created.
WDYM “explorer”, is that some weird name for a file manager?
You can explore file system, but how would you dolphin it?
I always loved the logically escalation with konquerer
Is the GNOME version called Gock?
I would not be surprised if KDE already had “Klitoris”
It would have to be some horrid acronym for something like KDE Library Integration Tool Offering Recursive Integration Services or some shit.
Or a Trackpoint driver.
Gonna make a TUI music player and call it D-Bussy
Aah D-Bussy! Everyone loves D-Bussy!
I’ve found the clitoris.
You might wanna tell the guy who made it, cause I don’t think he has yet.
klitoris: Permission deniedHey, I finger the klitoris of my thinkpad all the time
Huh, I thought I was fingering the nipple this whole time
It’s pink, nubby, and you finger it. That doesn’t seem like a nipple to me ;)
Okay, fineeee. I’ll tongue it.
I’m still amazed people use and browse the septic tank of the internet. Xitter just won’t stop.
It’s still the best social media for anything worthwhile. Hyperlocal news, sports, government agencies, corporate news, everyone posts there since nobody looks at Facebook anymore and Instagram is mainly for pics. All the good artists are on Twitter as well.
Nobody is posting to Mastodon because actually finding information and people is proper impossible. I mean hell I almost never see any posts from Mastodon getting posted to any meme community because everyone is all tech and politics and doom and serious.
Ironically nextdoor is actually pretty active, but goddamn is it a toxic cesspool of fascism. I can’t even try on that platform anymore. I tried for a few months, and naw. I don’t like surrounding myself with willfull ignorance.
Never heard of that in my life. Not available in my country I guess
It’s still the best social media for anything worthwhile.
I was a fool for expecting a serious response 🤣
I know that I’m just one person, but I find it interesting how I’m always online but never using twitter, ever, for anything. I’m not even trying to avoid it. And yet, it’s so damn popular. I just hate the format.
I actually don’t like the format too much myself but ever since they raised the character limit it’s a bit better to follow
I wonder if Twitter just hung onto market share in India while it hemorrhaged users in the anglosphere? IIRC we’ve seen this with Facebook in a few places. Basically everyone I want to follow moved to Bluesky or at least is posting their content there too - there’s a few local governments that are stuck in 2010 technologically due to indifference or lack of budget that still only post stuff to Twitter but that’s fairly unusual, but is infuriating enough for people to post about it.
Fuck blue sky. Use mastodon.
That’s possible, I don’t know literally anyone from India on Bluesky; In fact there’s more people I personally know who are on Mastodon as it’s prevalent in the FOSS ecosystem. But Mastodon doesn’t bring in general people easily so literally the only people I follow there are related to the FOSS ecosystem (and similar nerds)… A lot of the accounts I follow are just bots which mirror content from Twitter.
bash: klitoris: command not found...
:(No, you should
touch klitorisorfinger klitoris, not bash it.man klitorisno manual entry for klitorisWell that explains a lot.
man klitoris? Don’t you meanbussy?No that would probably be the xfce equivalent.
This is such an underrated joke.
Use the -f option to find it
There’s an awesome linux tool called “fuck”. When you make a typo in a CLI command and get an error message, all you have to do is type “fuck” and it looks at your last command and the error message and takes a guess at fixing it. If it’s right all you have to do is hit Enter. Super useful!
Searched everywhere and can’t find the download. Does anyone have a link for the latest klitoris? I can’t locate it and my wife is getting pissed.
Can’t find the app guys. Where is it? Bruh. Help me someone, my girlfriend is coming home and I don’t want to get mocked for the same thing two days in a row.
It must be a KDE version.
It’s telling me to slow down when I try to look under the hood.
I keep having to work around it.
The terms-of-service were too confusing.
It’s not klitoris, I was in the pool.
