I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”
someone’s faxing me a snickers
That joke shows your age, how many gen z’ers would give an odd look? 😂
I’m 40, and wouldn’t know what he meant BECAUSE I know what a fax machine is, and how it’s used.
You mean you fax PlayBoy as well?
Me either.
Lol
Dropping the kids at the pool.
Skate park if there’s no water.
In our language “sitting” is a synonym of “meeting”. So in the office setting, I always say “I have an important sitting coming up”.
What language?
Pretty sure he’s German (https://translate.google.com/?hl=de&sl=de&tl=en&text=Sitzung&op=translate).
I’m not daddy32, but this halfway works in English haha!
In German we say Sitzung or Geschäft.
Honk out a dirt snake
Heh
“Gotta use the sandbox”
Found the cat.
Lay a sewer pickle
“I gotta go do some paper work” or “I need to get something down on paper” are my two go-tos
Hope everything comes out alright!
Dad?
I’ve got shit to do
“I need to poo-poo in the pot-tay”
I need to go 3D print something.
Definitely heat up your bed before you start extruding.
Hell yeah. I’ve a Toto Washlet with a heated seat. That thing is quite comfortable while priming your nozzle.
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In Australia, we call it “turtle necking”. The visual is worse.
This question caused a fight in my house. Someone kept trying to say “Brown trout poking out” and i insisted that doesn’t mean poop, it means prairie dog, which i didn’t even know what a thing until a 12 year old kid said those 2 phrases to me.
i say “gotta go log out”
i do freelance work with technology, and the clients think i am going to do something work related and technical.
LMFAO! 😂🤣
Not exactly related, but I’m sure you’ll get a kick out of this…
I’m gonna try and lose some weight
It’s been 5 hours, were you successful?
I’m gonna run for the White House
Gotta make a 45
Dammit, I trumped my pants
Gotta bomb the oval office.
