Me and my buddies spoke about “Oregano” in High School often, but I don’t think we were having the same sort of conversation
Just young spice enthusiasts.
The spice must flow
Back then, the only spice we had was old.
Best kind. I put it on my balls when they gave it out in sex ed class.
I had fresh balls with a rash.
I… What?
4th grade bro. I was dumb.
I was too much of a nerd that I joined a informal high school circle where they hike and talked about “plants and trees” and all they did was smoke pot where I wanted to discuss invasive species to the forest population.
This is a hilarious story and I love it.
I overheard some of my students (16-18 years old) during lunchtime today. They were all standing over a phone, looking at a photo.
“Is that a dead deer?!”. “It looks like a dead deer” said another. “Oh I thought it was a dead deer too”.
Then they all agreed it was a french bulldog. WTF?!
They were speaking about this meme:
It has a backstory related to recent events: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-laughing-at-dead-deer
holy shit I thought this was just a meme because a tesla autopilot hit a deer or something. he actually burst out laughing at an actual dead deer? jesus fucking christ… totally not serial killer energy
Was the bulldog ok though?
That pizza gatekeeping
Pizzagating? Oh no
PizzaKeeping?
At 14 I was talking about Gianna Michaels tits. Looks like we are progressing.
She kept birds?
She certainly took care of a lot of cocks.
Both boobies and tits
A nice pair of tits yeah
I always found her face annoying. Like a punchable face. And her boobs are big but nothing special. Now Hanna Hilton on the other hand … 🤤
That’d be true if this post wasn’t entirely made up.
Is there a /c/nothingeverhappens over here?
Sometimes 14-year-olds have in-jokes, too.
I went ahead and did a search. Apparently there is a community for it, but it has zero posts.
Therefore something IS happening!
Then it’s an appropriately named community.
In-jokes, sure, but they don’t talk like that.
Are you the expert in 14 year old speech patterns globally?
Not to mention that this could be OOPs translation
My friends and I talked exactly like that, maybe you were just a weenie. You’re pretty much there now so you were probably even worse as a kid.
The way you “speak” now proves that is a lie.
Yeah, okay weenie.
Me and my compatriots did exhibit similar speech patterns, verily my good sir!
Shut up Donny! You’re out of your element!
I don’t think I knew what fresh basil was till I was 30.
Sorry bud, you have no credibility in this post
I don’t even know what basil is because I could not care less about learning English spice names nor do I care enough to look it up. I’m guessing it’s those eatable leaves though because those are called Basilikum in German. The name also allows English basil “enjoyers” to make a pun and we all know this is a sign of a correct translation.
+ 0.5 Credibility
10 Basil Varieties and How to Use Them
No actual instructions on how to use them
😆
Basil looks like this
/c/noncrediblecookery
No that’s ‘basil has left the building’
Why in the world was that not on the chart
Wait, where’s normal Basil?
Heh missing huh?
Oh, that’s “sweet basil”? Interesting, I’ve never seen any with those spikes on the outside of the leaves. The ones I’ve seen were perfectly smooth.
It’s the fault of those woke leftist school lunch policies that kids these days eat well enough to know what fresh basil is.
(Or “kids those days ate,” at least, because that policy is long gone due to Trump.)
