rumors about the Russian leader’s failing health.
Yeah yeah, we’ve had these for years now. Wake me up when Russia’s new president signs a peace deal that isn’t a full on annexation of Ukrainian territories with nothing in return. If that ever happens.
Putin cancer and Trump legal consequences: this time for sure™️
That’s true. But it’s also true that the guy isn’t immortal.
Technically not proven yet. Hopefully soon.
When the time eventually comes, I wonder how big of a bloodbath the change of regimes will be?
Hooo! If this is true Russia’s in for it. He’s been very effective at eliminating any possible successors. Hopefully the nukes stay safe.
Hopefully Trump and Putin’s bodies take care of the problems for the world sooner rather than later
Any micro organism inside of them has my support.
By the time you’re 70/80 years old your thymus has basically just turned into fat cells and can no longer create new T-cells for your immune system. We just need the right microbe to enter.
Die, bitch, die. 🙏
🤞
Here’s hoping
One thing is sure. Zelenskyy will outlive him.
And I hope Putin outlives the Russian Federation.
…and dies as soon as possible, anyway. Preferably before April.
Please stop, I can only get so happy…
Between now and that party day there is still a lot of time for Putin to fuck things over. Be ready.
Also, when Putin dies, who will take over? I can guarantee you that Russia won’t be a human loving democracy after he’s gone, it’ll just be the next dictator who takes over. Putin will make sure his legacy is perfect (because for guys like him, it’s all about bullshit like dynasty and legacy) and then place the next Putin but probably worse.
Also, please take trump and the US government with you?
He won’t plant anyone as long as his legacy isn’t flawless. It will never be.
For now, anyone who could became the next vladelets (🤮) is seen as a threat by Putin, and handled accordingly.
But… Putin was planted by KGB, and KGB/FSB does have a plan for whom to plant.
Haven’t we heard this one before?
Satan is eager to collect.
Iiiiiiin the afterlife, he’ll be headed for some serious strife. He can make the scene all day, but tomorrow there’ll be Hell to pay…
Wow, that’s a flashback.
I haven’t thought about Squirrel Nut Zippers in at least 20 years.
Streetlight Manifesto has an excellent cover of that song as well, if you’re interested!
Yup. He had a cancer and mostly healed from it.
Happens.
I’m sure the next soulless monster is lined up to take control of the cesspool.
Never know what the future will hold
If CK2 taught me one thing, it’s that claim wars automatically end when the claimant dies. As soon as putin keels over all the red flagged armies in Ukraine will go neutral and have to walk back home.
You love to hear it
Propaganda on repeat…
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Yeah, they were saying this just after the invasion started, but I don’t remember Zelenskyy saying it before.
It was misquoted. He was saying that Putin won’t live forever, because of Putin’s age. It was just a comment.
Shame, makes more sense though.
Ahh, ok. That’s different.
It’s like his 7th death already. Złego diabli nie biorą.
They will just get the 8th doppelganger.