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    rumors about the Russian leader’s failing health.

    Yeah yeah, we’ve had these for years now. Wake me up when Russia’s new president signs a peace deal that isn’t a full on annexation of Ukrainian territories with nothing in return. If that ever happens.

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    Hooo! If this is true Russia’s in for it. He’s been very effective at eliminating any possible successors. Hopefully the nukes stay safe.

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    Hopefully Trump and Putin’s bodies take care of the problems for the world sooner rather than later

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      Any micro organism inside of them has my support.

      By the time you’re 70/80 years old your thymus has basically just turned into fat cells and can no longer create new T-cells for your immune system. We just need the right microbe to enter.

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      And I hope Putin outlives the Russian Federation.

      …and dies as soon as possible, anyway. Preferably before April.

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    Please stop, I can only get so happy…

    Between now and that party day there is still a lot of time for Putin to fuck things over. Be ready.

    Also, when Putin dies, who will take over? I can guarantee you that Russia won’t be a human loving democracy after he’s gone, it’ll just be the next dictator who takes over. Putin will make sure his legacy is perfect (because for guys like him, it’s all about bullshit like dynasty and legacy) and then place the next Putin but probably worse.

    Also, please take trump and the US government with you?

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      He won’t plant anyone as long as his legacy isn’t flawless. It will never be.

      For now, anyone who could became the next vladelets (🤮) is seen as a threat by Putin, and handled accordingly.

      But… Putin was planted by KGB, and KGB/FSB does have a plan for whom to plant.

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    If CK2 taught me one thing, it’s that claim wars automatically end when the claimant dies. As soon as putin keels over all the red flagged armies in Ukraine will go neutral and have to walk back home.