• Gowron_Howard@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Now that he’s been identified as a Christian, I suspect that this will just be a big misunderstanding. A few hail Mary’s, a quick confession, and he’ll be absolved.

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      I heard he was so trans that he transitioned from female to male by himself in utero.

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        trans dei super soldiers anyways.

        Those sound like awesome people to have in our nation’s military. Why did trump just get rid of all these fine soldiers? Why does trump want a weak US military but denying it its best super soldiers?

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      They’ll completely ignore that and focus on the trans and other stuff they “found” engraved on the casings at the scene. This is now “trans people are violent, trans supporters are violent.” And that will be the narrative

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        The “transgender ideology” turned out to be the maker’s marks from the manufacturer. I’m wondering whether I ought to be supporting this trans ammo company!

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          They’re polytheistic for one, and think they can become their own god of a planet if they’re ‘good’ enough.

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            Wait, I thought it was heaven, men’s heaven, men’s super heaven, and men’s super duper heaven. You’re telling me there’s a super *de duper heaven?

            *Ottocorect succ

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              Kinda, this is for the super duper extra good double stampies no erasies Mormons. When they die, they get to super Saiyan transform into a god-heir right up there with Jesus and eventually get their own planet to rule over like their god rules here.

              And I’m only being a little flippant, Exaltation is a wacky belief.

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                This is unequivocally blasphemy of the highest order. If more people knew about this, Mormons would be viewed nearly as strangely as jehova’s witnesses

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      A tragedy really, why couldn’t he be a black drag queen or some trans person, or at the very least gay in like a flashy and obvious way? At some point the good, honest people of America might start questioning who is actually the problem…

      /s just in case it wasn’t obvious.

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      Well if the pedophile cultist christians are OK with it, then I guess he’s forgiven, right?