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It is said that “Spam” is short for “spiced ham.”
This photo also includes spiced rum.
The photographer is having Spam and Spum.
Thanks, I hate it.
Spaum
Sounds like an obscure roman dish
nah, Austrian.
naw, that’s doormice
Common misconception. Spam is actually short for “is this SuPposed to be hAM?”
So what is Rum made from corn called?
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The Soviets during WWII called Spam “second front” because they were a little tetchy about having to fight Hitler mostly by themselves for most of their part of the war.
Guess they shouldn’t have made an alliance with Hitler.
It is said that “Spam” is short for “spiced ham.”
SPAM is written as an acronym, for SpeCially ProCessed AmericAn Meat.
This person packed captain Morgan’s to drink neat, and spam.
I do not want to go camping with this gastronomist.
You don’t know … it could be rum and coke in that spam glass 💀
I’d rather be camping with this guy than the guy who brings everything and makes biscuits and gravy for breakfast.
I thought the first worst reason for carving a hole in Spam was to make a weed pipe, but then I realized what OP probably actually meant.
Ya, it’s fer fuckin’.
I read this in Horatio McCallister’s voice
I wonder if he is canonically related to Kevin McCallister…
I 100% guarantee that some stoner has smoked out of a block of spam. I have no idea who that person would be, but I promise that they exist and have done it.
I’ve used potatoes and apples personally. Never used Spam because it never occurred to me to do so.
a banana, fits the shape. and can be used for a scale
Contadina tomato paste cans!
More likely they made a pipe out of the can. I have certainly smoked weed out of a contadina tomato paste can that we emptied first.
All we know is that they’re definitely Appalachian or Hawaiian
They could just drink from the bottle, yes. But, then they wouldn’t have the inspiration of the spam cup for afterwards.
First is to eat it.
Third is to fuck it.
Everyone gets all judgy until they get rubbed off with warm SPAM, then suddenly it’s all “dark corners of the Internet” and raised pulse in the canned meat isle.
not an expert on rum, but isn’t captain morgan some bottom shelf shit?
The higher the rank of the sailor on the bottle, the worse the rum.
kraken eats them all
Yeah, General Reginald Longbottom’s Genuine Navy Rum is FOUL!
Recruit Rum on the other hand…
Poopdeck Rum is the best.
Seaman Steve’s rum kicks ass
I think simply being a recognized brand automatically qualifies it as middle shelf, but I might be wrong 🤷
No chance, Aristocrat would like a word. And Burnette’s and Vladimir are here to back them up lmao.
Are those bottom shelf? Top shelf? I’ve never heard of any of them 🤷
Granted, I’m far from an expert, but by “recognized brand”, I meant “brand so well-known that people who know as little or even less than me know of it”
Like your Smirnoffs, your Jack Daniels, your José Cuervos etc etc.
The kind of shit people who don’t know what to ask for ask for 😉
They come in plastic bottles, count yourself lucky you haven’t heard of them lol, but they’re all very well known and far below “middle shelf.”
“Spiced Rum”
Swill you would never touch if its actual taste wasn’t covered by additives.
The label says premium, so…
It’s gotta be like the 3rd shelf from the bottom because Caribba exists… And there’s shit worse than Caribba.
If he was going to commit crimes against humanity anyways, why not just use the fucking empty can of spam sitting right there (and chase it with a bite of spam)?
Also, who brings a shit glass camping?
The scout motto is, “Be Prepared.” They never said for what.
That comes after_
I too get horny after I smoke
First worst reason: pipe fittings.
Bruh. Eat the spam, now can is cup. Pour small amount, now cup is shot glass.
That spam is sliced in half.
There are two of these heathens.
Or he saved the other half for the first worst reason…
