I dont know, but it would involve a gun so I could shoot the fucker that brought me back, and then put myself back to sleep with the second shot.
Tittyfondling.
I have no idea how I’d rank, but I don’t see how I could possibly lose.
Limbo and sex
(I will lose to Barbados Slim)
Did they pick me because I was one of the worlds greatest at something who have ever lived?
Must be something like chess-boxing but with half a dozen more sports mixed in. Chess-box-deadlift-slalom-300m rifle-shot put-canoeing-shrimp taming-minigolf.
Ohhhh, you’re the mysterium zxqwasball champion?
That made me laugh out loud.
shrimp taming
Darn I had a chance until that one.
Last time I tried taming shrimp, bad things happened…
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Ill be honest, I see those on the shelf, dont matter who you are, ima be curious.
Playing a random collection of video games that no one in the tournament has played or heard of before to 100% completion.
I’m just really good at learning quickly.
Blind game tournaments are already a thing, you should give them a shot. I’ve never competed but I like Kusogrande, the bad video games tournament.
Being haunted by memories of my own embarrassments and failures that still feel fresh sometimes would make me physically recoil and shudder.
/ Would still probably not win
Your competitor is like, Adolf Hitler or Elon Musk or something. I think they would probably cringe a lot looking back on their lives
I don’t think sociopaths/psychopaths with no discernible ability for remorse or self-reflection are my biggest competition.
No shot both weren’t high on their own fumes
Forgetting to do a thing you really need to do today only to remember 4 hours late once you are laying comfortably in bed.
Random chance gambling. All throughout history there have been many statistical anomalies and if I joined them in such a competition, I’d have just as good a chance at winning as anyone else.
Procrastination contest.
Being a virgin. At 35 I am definitely among top 10.
According to lore anyone over 30 who is still a virgin becomes a wizard and that is why there are so few wizards about.
So your competition would be a wizards battle. No offense but I’d buy tickets to that event.
When you consider the fact youre not even trying this is a win win scenario for you.
Your opponents might hire a shady prostitute to tempt you.
I’m probably one of the best 1000 whistlers alive but I suspect people used to be far better whistlers on average so I’m losing so hard.
the involves
Well, those people are in on it. Is it comma-splicing?
Procrastinating
Even just showing up is an immediate disqualification
Hahaha! True! XD
Think Fallout but instead of vaults it’s orphanages
