Did they pick me because I was one of the worlds greatest at something who have ever lived?
Must be something like chess-boxing but with half a dozen more sports mixed in. Chess-box-deadlift-slalom-300m rifle-shot put-canoeing-shrimp taming-minigolf.
Ohhhh, you’re the mysterium zxqwasball champion?
That made me laugh out loud.
shrimp taming
Darn I had a chance until that one.
Last time I tried taming shrimp, bad things happened…
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Ill be honest, I see those on the shelf, dont matter who you are, ima be curious.
Tittyfondling.
I have no idea how I’d rank, but I don’t see how I could possibly lose.
Being haunted by memories of my own embarrassments and failures that still feel fresh sometimes would make me physically recoil and shudder.
/ Would still probably not win
Your competitor is like, Adolf Hitler or Elon Musk or something. I think they would probably cringe a lot looking back on their lives
No shot both weren’t high on their own fumes
I don’t think sociopaths/psychopaths with no discernible ability for remorse or self-reflection are my biggest competition.
Forgetting to do a thing you really need to do today only to remember 4 hours late once you are laying comfortably in bed.
Being a virgin. At 35 I am definitely among top 10.
According to lore anyone over 30 who is still a virgin becomes a wizard and that is why there are so few wizards about.
So your competition would be a wizards battle. No offense but I’d buy tickets to that event.
When you consider the fact youre not even trying this is a win win scenario for you.
Your opponents might hire a shady prostitute to tempt you.
Limbo and sex
(I will lose to Barbados Slim)
Playing a random collection of video games that no one in the tournament has played or heard of before to 100% completion.
I’m just really good at learning quickly.
Blind game tournaments are already a thing, you should give them a shot. I’ve never competed but I like Kusogrande, the bad video games tournament.
Sounds kind of fun, but also I really don’t care very much to play bad games :D
Procrastinating
Even just showing up is an immediate disqualification
Hahaha! True! XD
Procrastination contest.
Fucking my wife
You’re not going to enjoy that competition though…
My wife will though and that brings me joy
Wholesome 💯
Youre going down!
My goal is to make it into the top 100.
I dont know, this ladder season has been rough.
So I’m the baseline. Is that what we’re thinking here?
I’m probably one of the best 1000 whistlers alive but I suspect people used to be far better whistlers on average so I’m losing so hard.
Tennis.
It will, however, be a huge misunderstanding because I suck at it. After a long and angry rant from me about the ethics of raising me from the dead against my wishes, they quietly send me back and pretend it never happened.
Finding money on the street. I don’t know why but I’d find multiple coins every time I went out and notes regularly as well. Very sad that people don’t use cash much any more.
