while it’s broadcast live, who would you choose?

Yes, this is entirely meant to be a silly question. It’s not meant to be serious or divisive in any way use it as a chance to I guess make fun and stuff see what kind of jokes you got.

Justin Trudeau and all of Trump’s female relatives are off limits. Gavin newsom’s off limits too. So is AOC. Zielinsky and Obama are off limits to so is Michelle Obama and her daughters even though they don’t really count they’re not politicians yet or I don’t think I don’t know

  • Hyperreality@kbin.social
    18·
    9 months ago

    Consensual?

    I’ll take one for the team. Dress in a string bikini, hairy man ass hanging out, slap on some lipstick, kiss Donald Trump during a live press briefing and make it super sensual. Make it seem like we’re lovers. “You’re my…” look at cameras “best friend… I… I… love you.” run away weeping That could cost him a few thousand votes, which might be enough to swing the election if they’re in a key district.

    Or Angela Merkel. She has a twinkle in her eye.

  • DelilahBlack@lemm.eeOP
    141·
    9 months ago

    I’d kiss Matt Gaetzs weird lookin bitch ass . He’s so weird looking man… like dam

    I put his face in a photo distort app and it actually fixed it LOL like how the fuck is that even possible

  • Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee
    5·
    9 months ago

    If it’s a life-or-death situation then literally any politican. Trump, Putin, Kim Jong Un. I wouldn’t give a damn. Obviously people would know I’m just trying to save my own life.

    But since I get to pick any the first that comes to mind is our ex prime minister Sanna Marin.

  • j4k3@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    9 months ago

    Pick any random Jihadist from the Republican army of the Oligarchy, doesn’t matter which. Making any of those corrupt call girl/persons look a tiny bit more morally dubious could help. Probably not because their entire voter base lacks fundamental logic skills.

    Then I’d land one on AOC off camera.

  • polysexualstick@lemmy.world
    4·
    9 months ago

    I’m German, so I’m probably kissing former European Left Party President and current MP Gregor Gysi.

    • I don’t want to sexually assault anyone, and I think he would find it funny more than anything else
    • I don’t want to do it maliciously to like make someone look bad and with his demeanor everyone will be like “it’s nice how chill he handled that”
    • I think he did important work so I wouldn’t at all mind being seen with him in public

    The only real other option would be Green Party MP Bruno Hönel because he’s the only gay MP I find cute and maybe I can sneak his number…

  • xantoxis@lemmy.world
    4·
    9 months ago

    My senator, Ron Wyden, would be a good choice. He has a sense of humor (I’ve met him) and really respectable politics. I’d feel no shame about doing this.

  • Delphia@lemmy.world
    52·
    9 months ago

    Trump.

    And then I would go on to say “of course we were more than friends though werent we Donny baby… Epstein may have intruduced us when I was 15 but… nobody has ever fucked me so well.” Then snotty bawling and begging him to take me one more time while hungrily backing at him arse first with my pants around my ankles.

  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    9 months ago

    If the choice is life or death, I’d say/do what I need to say/do to keep my life, to the vast majority of politicians whether or not I like them.

    …there are a few that I’d be tempted to take the opportunity to instead go for the jugular, even if doing so would come at the cost of my own life.

    Would probably come down to where I fall on the depression-fuck-it scale at the time.

  • CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world
    2·
    9 months ago

    I know OP says it’s not serious, it’s silly, but I can’t help but wonder how to do this as strategically as possible…

    As a man. It cannot be a woman or there would be some crazy-ass allegations of assault, non-consensual touching, etc. Which would be true. And easily proven, with live broadcast. And AOC is off-limits, buzzkill!!

    I would throw on all kinds of makeup & a vibrant (but non-threatening) dress, and a crazy color wig but in a tasteful hairstyle, and make myself unrecognizable. Use a fake voice. I’d be just another face in the LGBTQIA+ crowd. I would choose Dr. Rachel Levine.

    It is outrageous behavior, but when everything is outrageous, naturally for Dr. Rachel Levine something of this nature would be a slightly unusual Thursday afternoon occurrence. There would be no outrage, scandal, or backlash. It would probably make Dr. Rachel Levine’s day. It would be a live broadcast, but I don’t think it would be newsworthy. And most importantly, no way in hell anyone would recognize me in full-blown drag. Everybody wins, I get to live.