And not a monkey’s paw moment.
For the people who depend on me for safety, for income, for having a place to live, for having someone to have their back, for advice, for learning how to be independent, for figuring out their unusual health issues, for having a broader perspective on current events, …
To have the support they need, or never need it again. I love the people around me, but if I had a choice I wouldn’t be here
Immortality
Immortality
Immortality seems like a good idea, but there’s going to be a LONG time from when the last living thing dies out to the heat death of the universe where you’ll finally join non-existance. EONs of nothing to do likely floating in a vacuum or being trapped on all sides by rock/debris. No thanks.
“Longer than you think, Dad!”
Be careful how you jaunt.
Don’t know if that would work as the payment is your life. You wouldn’t be around to receive it. Interesting thought experiment
This could be a new method of becoming a lich.
Workaround: wish to be reincarnated as an immortal.
It basically describes the idea of a digital replicant though. Your body dies but you’d have a perfect copy of your consciousness to continue on without mortal constraints.
How can you be immortal if you are already dead . In any case, you will become a zombie. Sounds familiar …
Free quality healthcare worldwide. If i take two people with me, can i also have a cure for Alzheimer’s/dementia and affordable food that meets minimum daily requirements.
Headlines a short time later…
“GOP Proposes Banning Sacrificial Death Miracles”
AP News - Decrying the seemingly miraculous events of last week as “blatant socialism” and, rather ironically, “part of the woke agenda”, house Republicans have introduced a bill that would make sacrificing ones life altruistically a felony. When asked how they planned to prosecute the rotting corpse of the accused were the bill to pass, House Speaker Mike Johnson acknowledged the steep uphill battle, stating, “we will leave no gravestone unturned when it comes preventing ordinary Americans from having God-like benevolence and generosity forced upon them against their will.”
How can i upvote this more than once?
Healthcare was my initial thought too. Especially in the US it’s used way too much as a bargaining chip/greed center. Yeah I’ll just stop living.
I’d volunteer just for those other 2 things.
Can I wait until I’m 100 years old?
While it’s a shame to waste a powerful wish I quite enjoy being alive.
For the world to be truly united into a democratic representative utopia. A world without war, without famine, without global warming. At the heart of all issues is, despite the fact we’re all so close to each other, that we operate and behave in our own self interests or to the detriment of each other. I’d wish for all borders to be opened. Everyone to be given a unquestionable bare minimum set of human rights across the globe. Removal of diplomatic immunity and forced standardisation of laws with the goal of levelling the living standards of all people. Etc. World peace but with a foundation to keep it going I think.
That altruism becomes the most potent force on the planet.
Yes, for a peaceful world free of war, famine, and disease.
I’d wish for all present and future humans to have much greater empathy. I think a lack of empathy is at the root of most major problems. I would happily die to fix that.
Everyone from this point forward gets to live a life at least as comfortable mine is now and humanty makes it to spread across the stars
That humanity never existed and will never exist.
Zuckerberg lookin around like…. Where the fuck did everyone go?!?!
Ahh, but then your wish would never happen, because you wouldn’t be around to wish it in the first place.
Damn, fuck
Ghosts are now real and have all the powers they have in all movies, books, games etc. made about them
And not a monkey’s paw moment.
Btw this would be a good monkey’s paw question
!monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyzA meteorite to reset it all
OK Majora/Jenova settle down
It’s my wish
I’d wish for humanity to transcend our physical form and live in a virtual world as gods.
Complete inversion of entropy
