Well it’s not like Yugoslavia can collapse again so why not ?
My nurse friend had some dude in the ER a few months ago who stuck his wedding ring on his penis and couldn’t get it off for what are obvious reasons to anybody but this guy. When this kind of thing happens the fire department has to come cut it off, so not only do you get a firefighter touching your junk and seeing the dumb thing you did, but also now your dick is a useless noodle, and you may spend the rest of your life reflecting on how easy the Internet makes acquiring safe items for such activities, and yet you chose a tiny gold band.
How small is that mans penis or how huge are his fingers??
I guess he squished it down like a pool noodle, then couldn’t do it in reverse with the swelling.
I presume since the beer bottle says… squints Cream Blindness… that this is not a real thing at all, and just everyone’s favorite: AI slop.
Actually it says “Ocean Blindness.” And apparently it’s a real fake thing. Home-grown human-made photo fakery.
Thanks for digging, that’s cool. I’m glad that some Japanese weirdo actually created this for their art exhibit.
Not even of you fill it with epoxy first?
You can already stick a bottle in the sand on the beach, though.
Also don’t take glass to the beach, take cans.
Also don’t take glass to the beach, take cans.
Take neither; show up drunk as FUCK.
Bring yo needles!
Okay I’m here. What now?
Sunscreen, maybe?
don’t need sunscreen if you go at night
Raise hell!
Username made me chortle
wtf
What? If you’re not bringing yo beer, bring yo needles at least. It’s the beach.
Hell yeah! Where all my New Jerseyans at?
Broken glass, needles, now I gotta watch Wristcutters again
what the hell are you talking about dude?
I believe he is making a joke regarding the practice of consuming drugs via intravenous injections, also commonly known as “shooting up.” The precipice of the joke appears to be the expectation that when one “takes neither and shows up drunk”, and the twist is that “rather than showing up drunk he’s doing hard drugs such as heroin, cocaine, or even methamphetamine or other commonly shot drugs” wherein lies the humor. Though that is simply my interpretation, and perhaps the original poster will be so kind as to elucidate, we shall see.
Or they’re just saying something that’d be even worse than broken glass to step on.
You don’t typically shoot up meth or cocaine. Coke is usually snorted, meth is usually snorted or smoked, crack is usually smoked. Heroin is the only one that is typically shot up.
You can shoot up meth and coke, but it’s not the go-to method since it’s harder (and needles can be difficult to source). It’s usually only used by the hardest users, because they’ve become too tolerant for other methods to get them high.
NJ has hypo needles on the beach.
ew
Diabetes?
when you talk about it in relation to a substance that inebriates you, someone is gunna not think “oh they are talking about insulin” and more so “are they talking about drugs?”
They are referring to when New Jersey had a huge problem with needles washing up on the beaches back in the 90s.
oh im canadian so i don’t get that.
how about you don’t need to drink, and drinking while outside in the sun further accelerates dehydration.
I find your disdain for my culture borderline racism. Think about your hurtful words before you speak them. Now let’s have a drink and be friends. :)
huh. how is that racism. just drink water at the beach mate its better for you.
Water at the beach is salty.
So make pasta!
just bring a desalination plant
(My) Humour isn’t for everyone.
Who the hell wants to put their cold beer in the hot sand anyway??
You guys have hot sand? - British person
I can think of situations when I would drink beer on a cold beach, I cannot think of any situations where I would want to drink a Mexican lager while lounging in the sand on a cold beach.
But glass is made from sand, I’m just returning it to where it came from!!!
But only cases! Never 6-packs.
For our sea turtle bros, you’re obligated to go hard.
The brewery I like has solid turtle proof six pack connectors
Ah! Well, for… tradition then, I suppose.
Right? This is less a bottle you can stick in the sand, and more like a bottle you can’t sit anywhere else.
The point of the post is you can, though.
I like this design for decanters. Apparently, for those, they’re meant to resist tipping on a sailboat.
Something like this:
But isn’t the thin metal equally as dangerous to slice your foot on?
Yeah but if you drop your can on a random rock it won’t fling metal shards around everywhere
My Stick grenade does.
Take flasks.
Take wooden barrels.
Take sheep bladders
For me it doesn’t really matter, glass or cans, just take whatever you brought back home or to a trash/recycle can
Glass is just bad because if it breaks it can be impossible to see in sand or water.
Super pretty decades or centuries later tho
Yeah what I mean is for me it doesn’t really matter, I am not going to break a bottle, and even if I accidentally did (not really sure how at the beach in soft sand) I would clean up the glass pieces. Broken bottles at the beach are left by assholes, not by accident.
Glass bottles accidentally break all the time.
You can stick tall cans in the sand
Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in your ass anyway…
But chugging is a thing apparently
Butt-chugging you mean
Wash the sand off first
Or don’t if that’s what you’re into
Negative lubrication
Why not stick a sand paper along the way
Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in the sand anyway…
Woah, why am I getting such a clear sense of deja-vu from this comment?
Why would the doctor not want people to stick things in the sand?
Because it gets broken and then it cuts your foot if you unknowingly are barefoot walking over it (that’s a fun scar) ruining your day at the beach because you don’t want to get saltwater in your cut because ow bleepin fuck.
They refer instead to the butthole, though
You and I are sheltered I guess. I thought it was to prevent people cutting their feet at the beach (presume that’s not uncommon).
The butt thing does make it funnier though.
🎶 If it’s going up your arsehole flare the base If it’s going up your arsehole flare the base If it’s going up your arse, there’s a point it mustn’t pass If it’s going up your arsehole flare the base 🎶
clap clap.
Well at least that’s a flared base.
But, uhm… context?
everything everywhere all at once
go, watch it, now, the raving reviews are correctOh yeah I’ve seen it when it came out. It was good though, apparently I’ve forgotten this scene.
I watch so much media that unless I’ve watched something several times, I can’t really recall anything that’s like older than two years.
Hell I’ve started rewatching all the previous seasons of the shows I watch as well. My brain isn’t as young as it used to be, going downhill already.
apparently I’ve forgotten this scene.
It’s impressive that you could. It was pretty memorable.
It’s impressive that you could.
I agree, and am honestly worried about it. It’s mostly to due with me occasionally having seizures and blackouts as well as having literally no life, so yeah, it’s kinda worrying sometimes when I feel like I can’t remember what happened a few days before.
Iirc this is some how about the guy needing to activate the dimension hopping thing or something. After you named them movie I got a little memory where the main character is very stressed that he needs to do that, but not for like personal enjoyment, but because it triggers the weird switching thing? Something along those lines? I can sometimes rouse the memories if someone reminds me, but then again I don’t know if I’m just making up bullshit as I go along.
And as someone who used to have great intuition, this is very bad for me. It’s like when they “proved” to House in House MD that he’d gotten one wrong and then he lost all his confidence. Except I have gotten a few wrong and need to improve my memory before I can get trust in my intuition back.
There was A Lot going on in the movie if I remember
On the flip side, I didn’t make it all the way through, i thought it was so bad but then I rate A Clockwork Orange as the worst movie of all time
Now I’m curious what you do rate as a good movie
If watched it don’t remember this though. Why is the guy trying to insert it.
they need to do random things to get parallel world powers, obviously
From my recollection, the guy is trying to shift to different versions of himself in other realities. The more unlikely something you do is, the more different from the current reality you’ll go to. Which means that there are some people who would go to one almost identical if they did this.
I was like, wait a minute, that’s a really fast reply. But then noticed you actually wrote that 3 min ago. Which confirms I wasn’t just making up my memorised about this in the other comment! Yayy, Thanks
Yeah, I figured I’d write it out for the people upvoting your comment who needed context.
I am going to buy up the whole supply and resell at a furry con
What kind of person lives such a life that they would feel the need to buy these shitty bottles for anything besides shoving one up their ass?
If there was one thing on Reddit that was educational, it was Foreign Body Friday on the radiology subreddit.
Should I know these people or is it just random gifs?
Just random well-known reaction gifs (but if you want to know: Anna Sloan, Sheldon J. Plankton, Elizaveta Podkorytova).
I didn’t know Sir Plankton had a first or second name. Nor did I know that his last name is Plankton and not his first.
But if not but plug why but plig shaped
Without a flared base it is decidedly not butt plug shaped.
The bottle cap looks flared enough
Relevant user name lmao
It has to be a joke. Why would I put my cold beer into the hot sand?
I’m no scientist but would the sand insulate at all?
The top of the sand tends to be hotter than the layers below. If you dig in a bit, the sand underneath is very cool and refreshing.
Incidentally, its the opposite of the human anus, which only gets hotter the deeper you penetrate.
Yeah we certainly needed to know that last fact
I wonder what the unit of hotness is.
Picantes
I like that as a unit of sexual hotness, ngl
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You’d have to bury it fairly deep.
I’m Australia at least, you’d just be warming up your beer.
Glass bottles at the beach is a big no no though.
