Mark my words. There will be Linux that does this and it will be the most popular distro.
… time to re-boot development on Hannah Montana Linux, it is then…
You DID NOT activate Linux!
wrecking ball crashes through both your desktop, and also random parts of the actual file structure
Turn On Linux Backup Sign-in to your Linux Account to automatically save your Desktop, Documents, and Pictures to TuxDrive!
THIS would have me screaming
Best I can do is:
You must activate Linux within 30 days.
\ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\\ ||----w | || ||echo "H4sIAAAAAAAAA1OIJwpw2SgE5KQmFqcqOCaXZJYllqQq+GTmlVYolGeWZGTmKRgbKKQkVhYr2HEp\ 6BIFuBSQgEaMviZUQCM+X6EGJqmvgGDHABHULQoIIQjQzEcYp18DNh+hEaiuBirDBQApvkoY7gAAAA==" \ | base64 -d | gzip -dPretty sure I’m not gonna be running anything involving “gzip -d”, seems like probably a bad idea, lol.
coward, I bet you don’t pipe curl into bash either.
Ahah, ah… yeah, yep, uh, you got me, stinkin little coward over here.
But uh hey, I could always try that out on your PC, right big bro?
But I jus need to look at this cute virus real quick
Is that even some particular kind of actual instruction set, or just gibberish that would cause something like a fork bomb?
I guess it is a base-d virus though, 64 ways to sunday…
For it to be anything executable you’d have to pipe it into bash again to evaluate it
For it to be a zip bomb of any merit, the gzipped contents would have to have more than a few bytes
If I were in charge of a distro I’d push this as an update on April Fools Day
Which is part of why I’d be a bad pick for the position XD
The commit will never be allowed😂
surprised its not just Conky.
“Microsoft has reached a deal to purchase Linux”
“Linus Torvalds sold his share of Linux to Microsoft for $1.8B”
1.8B is way too cheap for something as big as Linux, hell fucking Minecraft sold for 2B
What a horrifying timeline that would be!
You’re too late. The rebellion has flown away.
Please provide your address, email address, phone number, and a scan of your ID card to activate Linux.
Oh, you have more than 4GB of RAM? Looks like the Linux Starter Edition subscription won’t be enough for you. You’ll need to upgrade to Linux Pro Home Studio with Copilot Standard for $35 a month
Maybe your bank login just in case.
Fedora has a Gnome Shell extension that adds Fedora over the wallpaper.
Shouldn’t be hard to make your dreams a reality
Zorin OS is (last I checked) not free for the full version. IDK how they enforce that considering they are still open-source, but you can only get Zorin OS Lite for free. You have to pay to get the full OS. I’ve just always found that funny.
I am a simple man. I don’t look anything beyond vanilla Arch, Debian and Fedora.
sudo activatedone
something something “keyring service not properly configured” something something
systemctl disable activationcheck.servicePermission Denied
systemctl mask activationcheck.service
Dear God, that would wake me up sweating
RHEL?
“Windows Linux”
I want a wallpaper.
There’s a Mac version labeled (horrific). So many levels to unpack there.
I’m pretty sure there’s a GNOME extension for it as well.
Cool thanks. 👍
WOO.
