too much carbonation. they’d notice. I think the true play is to fill it with soy sauce, so that you can casually take a sip during meetings to freak people out.
Cold brew might work and look better
This guy fucks.
Okay. Flat Coke/Pepsi it is then.
Equally unhinged as the soy sauce
It’s even better because you can offer them a sip. Then they too can understand the greatest thirst quencher
CaN yoU TaSTe ThE eLecTRolYteS??
Genius!!
Go with iced tea. It’s not carbonated. Plus, like soy sauce, it’s also brewed.
you can do similar with a mayonnaise container and yogurt
I fill yogurt cups with mayonnaise so I can eat mayonnaise in the office without people giving me the side-eye
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas. Omnis incursio infernalis adversii omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, draco maledicte, ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire. Te rogamus. Audi nos.
Roughly translated:
We exorcise you, every unclean spirit, every satanic power. Every infernal invasion of adversity, every diabolical assembly and sect. Therefore, curse the dragon, make your church safe to serve you in freedom. We ask you. Listen to us.
Nice try, Bobby
I’m too lazy to translate this
Translation added, roughly done. Tip: modern Android devices let you press and hold the switcher, which takes a screen shot of whatever is on screen. Then, you can press the translate button that appears to translate whatever is on screen. Works with the camera too - easier than firing up Google lens or whatever.
Of course, you need all the Google gubbins to do it, but if you’ve got that it’s really powerful.
Is it bad that I would unironically eat that if they added ranch seasoning?
Yes
Same, with soy sauce in a diet coke bottle.
Directed by M Night Hellman
The trick is to keep an eye contact at all times while eating the mayonnaise
It was a joke, I never go to the office any more
It was that bad? Wow, you have some serious mayo haters there
My father used to open cat food tins from the bottom clean the cat food out after it had been used and then fill the rest with chocolate mousse and reseal the bottom of the can. Then open the top of the cat food can, stick in his spoon and start to eat it.
He did this 20 odd years ago and is still famous for it all these years later.
Wow. Your father is legit a legend. I’m going to try this in his honor, maybe do a routine where I force them to pick which one I open, then eat…?
Windex and gatorade, squirt it into your mouth.
Having mistakenly bought three bulk containers of soy sauce from Costco over a two year period, looking forward to having this problem.
How exactly does this kind of mistake occur multiple times over years?
It’s kinda like buying banana ketchup when you mean to buy tomato ketchup. Sometimes you just look at the shape of the bottle or the area and your brain turns off.
Banana… ketchup?
Probably Jufran Banana Sauce. Looks like tomato ketchup, tastes like tomato ketchup. Made from bananas, no tomatoes.
Brain freeze, brought on by too many free samples.
I’m a Dr. Pepper man myself, but I like the cut of your jib.
One of us one of us!
Dr. Pepper is God tier. Sucks that junk fizzy drinks taste so damn good.
Soy sauce in the coffee pot. Surprise!
You’re on to something… cold brew black coffee in the soy sauce bottle!
Oh, you must be fun at parties…
Fuck with me brew, ya getting the hands real fast.
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Y’all crazy ITT
I brought a used bottle of vegetable oil as my drinking bottle to an event. What I didn’t consider was that the bottle resembled a vodka bottle, so while I was taking sips of it and thought it was funny, people just thought I was a raging alcoholic.
Blue Powerade in a Windex bottle…
Green listerine in a listerine bottle 😉
No no no, you fill it with syrup.
I’d rather drink soy sauce than Diet Coke.
“SHOW ME, SHOW YOU…”
Everyone’s just so quirky.
