Yes, me
Bullshit, it’s me.
Only one way to settle this: A GAY-OFF!
OK, go whats your favorite off broadway musical?
I’m not gay, let alone gay enough to know which musicals are and aren’t Broadway. I’ve seen quite a few musicals elsewhere, though, so I can be on the panel.
Well damn, I was hoping to get some fun new suggestions. Anyway my favorite is Hedwig and the angry inch
It’s just one song, but in Only Murders in the Building, Steve Martin sings Which of the Pickwick Triplets Did It?
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them…maybe you can hire The Gay-Team.
Does the big burly black man still need to be drugged to fly?
No need. The Gay-Team takes the train. Choo chooooo!
I’m sure they take trains, but how do they get to places?
They just don’t call it ‘Taking the Train’, they call it ‘Getting Railed’.
Phrasing
So entire human sexuality can be described as being between two people at each ends.
Not necessarily, there could just be a hard limit that multiple people hit. They’re gayness is pegged, if you will. 😏
Once you get to the elite ranks there will always be disagreement on how to score the parameters of ultimate gayness
Much like IQ, once you’re more than 2 standard deviations from the mean, there’s no statistically meaningful way to measure additional queerness.
And the competition is fierce!
It’s more that each person will have a moment in their life when they are at their gayest
But that doesn’t change the fact that every moment there’ll exist someone who is the gayest, it’s just the same person may not hold that status for a very long time.
More importantly does that mean people can be ordered by that and can we construct a binary search tree to find anyone with a specific value of gay within O(log_2(n)) time?
I think of it like beauty - there’s not much disagreement about whether someone is a 9, but a 10 is completely subjective. For someone to be breathtakingly stunning, there usually has to be something about them that most other people don’t see.
So…like, born with TWO penis’s, and both of them are super gay?
Most people never see your two penii, or your 37 nipples.
Most people never see your two penii, or your 37 nipples.
Not with that attitude.
That reminds me of the guy with two dicks who did an ama on Reddit many years ago. IIRC his dicks were mostly straight but could go either way.
Yeah, and according to those mean kids on Xbox Live, it’s me.
But aaalso somehow… your mama.
Idk Harley owners seem to be right up there.
I was bike curious, but later decided I’d rather have a Japanese bike.
Yeah, and it’s almost certainly some Baptist prosperity gospel preacher with nineteen children.
Sigh… yes. We’ve already been over this guys.
Frankie Grande is the gayest person. Freddie Mercury is the most bi person. Sabrina Carpenter is the straightest person.
Yeah, but hes the gayest in the way that kids used to say it in the 00s…
🤷♂️ gayest is gayest idk man
It does mean that, yeah.
Yes it does, and Grant O’Brien is a STRONG contender for that title.
Brennan, Lily, and Tao each have a moment during that episode where they’re reading a thing and their brains turn back on in emergency mode and they realize to their astonishment what they’re reading. I usually don’t like cringe humor, but those looks are the reason I can still watch True Facts About Grant Anthony O’Brien.
Grant is bi…
He once sucked 49 dicks in a night at a sex party.
Good for him?
I’ll take “Risky Clicks” for 800, Alex.
E: Oh, yeah, I wasn’t suggesting that it was out of character, but that the proclivity to perform oral sex was not directly relevant to the fact that Grant is Bi.
