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BaroqueBobby@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 7 个月前

What is today, but yesterdays tomorrow

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What is today, but yesterdays tomorrow

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BaroqueBobby@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 7 个月前
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  • MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

    • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

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        I think she looked way better before.

        • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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          You must be in to humans

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          I can’t stand the shiny, bubble lip, bulgy cheeks look.

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        Ew

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        I’m not here to judge beauty choices, but those pictures are nearly 20 years apart. Has the filler aged well? No. But tbh few people look as good as they did 20 years ago

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          That’s not natural aging, champ.

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          Personal trainer, nurtitionist, private doctors, plastic surgeon, high tech home gym, the finest food and drinks you can imagine and all the time in the world. With money and free time most people would look much better after 20 years, vs people who work all day and struggle to stay healthy, so its not really a personal achievement IMO.

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            Eh, yes and no. It’s sort of like athletics. Whether or not you’ll be better in 20 years depends a lot on where you start. Like, if you are a D1 football player in college ready to be drafted in the NFL, you will not be a more athletic football player in 20 years, no matter what you do. But if you are an average lemming in college (obese, fingers covered in cheeto dust, only exercise is masturbation), then you can 100% get better and better every year.

            Similarly, if you’re a slim, athletic Miami club thottie at 22, it’ll be hard to beat that at 42. But again, if you’re the average lemming…

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              You misunderstood me. Billionaires with all above advantages will age and look much better than an average person.

              Also your average lemming vision is just childish.

              • blarghly@lemmy.world
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                You’re more of a child than me if you don’t get the joke, lol

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        This was a choice.

        Whose choice?

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      My question is still like, out of all the supermodels and only fans and whatever you picked her? Oh well

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        His ex-wife was incredibly hot. Maybe when you get the best for so long you take a chance on trailer trash?

        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          No, she’s still hot

          • HeyJoe@lemmy.world
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            Sorry if that came out wrong, but yes, I agree.

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              Nah, I purposefully misconstrued your words just so I could go on about how hot she is

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          Sometimes you need a little McDonald’s to remind yourself of how good you have it.

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        She was his helicopter pilot

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        if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life…

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      I feel 0 guilt about making fun of people for paying outrageous amounts of money to look like cheap sex dolls. Conscious decisions do not get the same protection as the things you were just born with.

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      You misspelled bimbo

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      Don’t make fun, her face caught on fire and they put it out with a baseball bat.

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    Money ain’t fixing those lips.

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      It was money that gave her those lips.

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        I think it’s the bees or wasp. Maybe it’s wasp.

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      Was going to ask what’s happened to her face

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    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      Nah this image is way prettier than the Sanchez goblin.

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    Last time I saw a face like that, it had a hook in it.

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      a carp fish which has giant lips

      • Valmond@lemmy.world
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        MOONEY !!!

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    Fuck me she’s ugly. How much work can a person get done before they are more plastic than human

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      It’s called “buchona”. She isn’t trying to be pretty, she’s trying to get you to notice she has more money than you.

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        That’s a brand new word for me! Fascinating. And gross. And fascinating. And gross.

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          lol yes. That’s the appropriate reaction.

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        The crack head with a tin foil hat down the street has more money than me. She has no power here

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    Remember the smoke show he lost by being a fuckwad.

    He really traded down.

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      MacKenzie strikes me as a very intelligent woman. I think at the stage of wealth Jeff is at, he doesn’t want intelligent in his life

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        Well being rich does seem strongly correlated with stupidity nowadays. I can’t imagine ever not wanting my partner to be intelligent like especially when you’re in a wealth level that is unrelatable to most. But I also can’t imagine being so wealthy and doing so little good with it and actively making the world worse. Of course this means I’ll never be that rich.

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      The what?

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    Is the answer lips that work as a floatation device in case his mega-yacht sinks?

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    I’ll always commend Bezos for having an age-appropriate partner. I’m sure he has a harem of minors in a dungeon somewhere but hey, at least he pretends.

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      Honestly he might not. Men in his community of ultra wealth don’t show off their age appropriate wives. She looks exactly like you’d expect the trophy wife of a billionaire who is just attracted to his own age to look like.

      That said, he is fucking all the children by leaving them a burning polluted world so you win some you lose some

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    Why does she look like an android?

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      He likes it.

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        The very reason why fire phone ran android

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    Geez she gross

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    Poor Eugene didn’t deserve to be dragged into this. Leave Mr Krabs alone!

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      Where does the meat in those patties come from? Release the recipe files!

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        Mr.Krabs would build a Scooby Doo Maze before releasing those recipes!

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    Money money moneeeeey

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    She’s scary lookin.

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    I have always wondered what ultra rich relationship’s are like. Do they talk deeply to each other or is it all small talk like how’s the weather? Do they just schedule their bang time? Do they have family fights during Thanksgiving?

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      Not ultrarich, but I worked with millionaire rich like “owns three summer homes and a boat that fits 50 people” rich. Like “I have an entourage but I pay them to be here” rich.

      I went to one during a holiday party. Everything around his life seemed to revolve growing his empire. Even when he and his wife talked, and it was like status updates. “Honey, I got the New York Council to agree with the direction of the non-profit.” Kind of talks. I asked her about how she’s feeling, and she’d also go into sharing her achievements, rather than how she’s feeling at the moment.

      The guy was planning Christmas and New Years in Italy. Not for the beauty, because there were some business meetings he was setting up.

      He doesn’t talk about his ex wife and former family and kids. Didn’t even have photos of them, and only knew about that tea from his secretary.

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        If some is that type of person, I guess you be you. It sounds so lonely I couldn’t imagin having sex like its just some task you do.

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    Hey, it’s not cheap looking like Frankenstein.

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      ACKTUALLY… Frankenstein was the doctor who created the (nameless) monster.

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