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      is it objectively terrible if it was designed to be so. My philosiraptor might be having a stroke.

      (I assumed you meant UHF)

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    John dies at the end, I really like the book series and some of the lines are great but overall a poorly edited garbage movie

    Most of the Halloween movies, resident evil, and underworld are sloppy messes I’m here for just to see how weird they go

    And a bunch of the cheap, pulp horror like Troma and actiony Neil Breen that aren’t on most streaming services

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      Holy shit, there are others! I fucking loved the movie, considering the budget they did an OK job, it’s only like 1/3 of the book that has been randomized, but it gives that taste of the truly strange that is so rare to find. It’s a trash ass film, though, through and through. Great cast, though.

      The books are my all time favorite series, I can’t wait for the next one. Have you read any of Jason Pargin’s other books? They’re all bangers.

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        Yeah! The Zoey Ashe series is great too. I haven’t read the last book he released yet but I do really enjoy his stories and style.

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          Black Box Of Doom was really good, I highly recommend it. It’s very different from his other books as far as setting, since it’s set in the regular normal non-lovecraftian/Blade Runner world, but the story is just as gonzo as his other books, I had a blast reading it.

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    Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance - one of the worst Marvel adaptations, but also one of the most unintentionally funny movies of all time.

    Nic Cage trying to stop an old man from getting inside a little boy?

    Establishing that any vehicle Ghost Rider drives gets a hellish makeover so they can have a flaming Bagger 288 for an action set piece?

    Pure cinema.

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    Thanks for all the suggestions, I think I now have a late new year’s resolution.

    I’ll download all of them this weekend and watch as many as possible the end of the year.

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      Struggling with whether to up vote or down vote, because Repo is an amazing movie. Its definitely not for everyone, though, so I would give a recommendation without knowing the person’s taste.

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    Street Fighter

    It’s terrible. Almost nobody can act. I suspect none of the writers had even looked at the game beyond a few screenshots. The script and plot are laughable.

    But then Raul Julia shows up. He knows this is crap. But his kids love the games. He’s literally dying of stomach cancer in every scene. He knows this is his last movie. He’s going to fucking enjoy it, and so are you.